Now send mine, and get ready for some ass, ass. :wink:
kickycan wrote:Okay, I sent the damn e-mail, taking Eva's suggestions. Now I wake up and this is what I got in response.
"I don't understand. At all. I thought we were friends, that you liked hanging together as much as I. I'm not going to push anything, but will you please explain?"
Why do women always have to have everything explained in great detail?
Shouuld I explain the "waiting in line for a ride" analogy?
Tell her: "You're a smart lady, figure it out for yourself."
Or..."Yes, some explaining is indeed in order here. You go first."
Or..."Stop thinking and maybe we'll have a better time together."
Or how about, this. "I'm bored with you. Go away."
so 'fitting'; you were waiting for a romantic f----; and what you end up with is a mind f---!
could i be that your 'heart' was in the wrong place?
[or your genitals, in the wrong 'mode'?]
Hehhehheh ... sorry, kicky, no wise advice from me, and anyway, you seem to be getting enough - but meanwhile, you guys are cracking me up. Like this one:
kickycan wrote:To me, it's kind of like waiting in line to get on a really good ride at the amusement park. I would really like to take the ride, but I've been in line too long now, and I just want to go get an ice cream and go home.
Brilliant!
And aint most of us felt like that at some point or other, on some thing or other ...
LOL
Glad you are enjoying this, Nimh. I am too, actually. So here's my response, so far. Tell me what you think.
Okay, here's how it is. I like the way things are for me. I think you are fun to be around, but obviously, I haven't been seeking out your company over the past month, and neither have you.
It was okay hanging out as friends, but my level of interest in this has gone from "okay, this is fun, and maybe there will be sex", to "I'm not interested in sex anymore, and now I'm just getting bored." This relationship is just not going anywhere for me. I like to keep things simple, and I like it better this way. I Hope you understand this.
I approve.
It's a little less nice, but her response indicated a level of cluelessness that deserved something that straightforward.
And I LOVE that it's just true and not game-y.
The end of the third sentence is a little confusing, maybe have "and you haven't been seeking mine" instead of "and neither have you."
Also maybe take out the "not interested in sex anymore" and leave "I'm just getting bored." Same message, but saying specifically that you're not interested in sex with her anymore will be more likely to lead to the follow-up "But WHY??"s.
Use of the word "bored", with a slut, is a powerful thing. It will probably get you ass, on the spot, ass. After 6 months of going home with Kicky, do you really want to toss it aside? If so, go ahead and explain everything down to the last detail and you will no doubt be dismissed as a boring non-challenging wussy yourself.
Or: send my original message. Just for fun. We can wager on whether or not it works.
On the other hand, I would consider not answering. You sent your message. Period.
Sounds okay to me, kicky. Its not as polite and cautious as I woulda made it in my girly-guy kinda way, but its honest, straightforward and clear without being nasty. Perhaps, if you're gonna take out the "not interested in sex anymore" line like Soz suggested (good idea), you should make "bored" into "a little bored" - same point, anyway.
I mean, after this email you should really not expect to be able to hang out with her have cosy times at some later point in time anymore - I'm sure she'll be a tad offended. But not mortally so, I mean you were straightforward and you werent bitchy about it.
Anyway thats my take. Course, whether anyone should trust my take on such stuff ... especially my on-first-sight take ... ;-)
Hmmm...I'll take that under consideration. I think I'll go to the park and check out hotties. That always seems to help me think. Well, not really--I just want to go check out hotties.
later Bill.
You ass. :wink:
She is trying to keep things going, and you've made it very plain you're not interested. I agree with osso. I just wouldn't respond. Let her read that message a few more times, and she'll get it.
By responding to her, you're keeping the relationship going. Let it die.
How about a "Who the hell are you, and why are you e-mailing me? kicky died recently, and I'm just here to clean out his internet cache of monkey porn before the Feds get involved."
Or the kool-aid ruins the keyboard...
