peanut butter is deadly... I would never put that near my cooter either.
There's that word again...lol..."cooter"...Thanks for the laugh aimee, I think I might start usin the word!
I always use that workd I think it is a massachusetts thing.
I'm still looking for that special girl who will let me make smores on her cooter and eat them off.
(P.S. Can I get banned for saying stuff like this?)
I don't think so... I think smores on the cooter is too stick and crummy. idon't think that would be ok. chocolate ice cream or syrup is ok though
The Tossin' Salad man prefers syrup.
aimeemarie - I dunno about cooter being a MASS thing. I have always said pootie.
Yea, I don't know about cooter being a MA thing, either...well, maybe western MA. They speak a whole different language. Pronounce their r's and stuff.
yer pronouncin' that wrong . . . it's feriners . . .
western massachusetts is a whole different place. unlike any other... we say fur instead of for, and ant instead of aunt. it is a very strange place to live. now we are getting more and more bostonians and new yorkers because where I live is becoming a tourist attraction. MASS MoCA eeeekkkk artists and ritzy peeps.
by the way cooter is used in ohio too. Ijust found out when I went there because my cousins wife is from there and she said something about her cooter and I almost freaked that the word is spreading.
I doubt if the term is spreading, i've heard it throughout the midwest, and had never heard it before i moved there. Folks in Ohio are a little odd anyway, to be charitable about it . . . why do i still live here?
west virginia is worse... when you get married there they ask you if you are related.
No they don't, they already know you are . . .
WV boy gets married, and goes off for a honeymoon weekend in a motel in Charleston. Next morning, he shows up at his Daddy's door with tears in his eyes.
"Son, son, what's the matter, where's yer blushin' bride?"
"Daddy, she . . . she was . . . she was a virgin !"
"You done right, son, if she ain't good enough fer her own kin, she ain't good enough fer you."
ahhhhhhh.....
no my cousin and his fiance got married in wv and when they applied for the wedding licence they asked him if they were related. we all got a big laugh out of that. all 25 of us that came from mass for the wedding.
so to get back on topic about shaving... GR (my ex-whatever) told everyone that i shave... now all my guy friends know... it's kinda wierd.
just tell them he has a small, you know, "cooter-hammer."
that will ruin him for life.
he does... well I am not shure, I have only seen two and Jason either had a really big one or a regular sized one and GR has a small one. I think it is small though... no feeling at all.
yeah, um, I think you're supposed to feel something.