Well, I officially have an ironic t-shirt addiction. I've been buying them, 3 for ten bucks at Walgreens. They're not meant to be ironic. But they seem to be when I wear them. Because I'm a jerk. My girlfriend cracks up everytime I sport a new one.
So, I'm wearing some post 9/11 uber-patriotic iron-on. It's just this huge generic profile of a state trooper, and beneath it it says "American Heroes."
I don't really remember the state troopers digging through the rubble, but oh well. As long as you're invovled in some kind of law enforcement, you're my hero--including you, rent-a-cop.
Another new favorite just says, "Property of USA," which I find particularly disgusting and hilarious.
I thought the USA was OUR property? I mean, we pay taxes for it right? Mabye it's because property tax in my state is only 1%.
Have a nice day everybody.
I have a t-shirt that declares "Hog's breath is better than no breath at all."
But of course that's not ironic.
The problem with wearing ironic shirts is the constant smirk you have to wear, right?
The problem with the constant smirk is the ironic shirts you have to wear.
AllanSwann wrote:Which brings us back to the scene in "My Favorite Year" when our matinee idol was unceremoniously poured into a bubble bath by his 2 handlers, who then scoured his luggage for his last hidden bottle of booze, only to be stymied by one more bottle mysteriously secreted on Swann's near-naked person.
Is that a bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Synonymph wrote:AllanSwann wrote:Which brings us back to the scene in "My Favorite Year" when our matinee idol was unceremoniously poured into a bubble bath by his 2 handlers, who then scoured his luggage for his last hidden bottle of booze, only to be stymied by one more bottle mysteriously secreted on Swann's near-naked person.
Is that a bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
And again, from "My Favorite Year", "...And happy to be seen."
It's casual Friday made even more casual by the fact that I took the day off, went for a run first thing this morning, showered and am now in camouflage boxer briefs.
...Now I'm wearing a suit and my politician's face, and a new-old Nietzsche. And since when is "Losing My Religion" muzak?
I am beyond fascinated by the camouflage gear.
Beyond.
Way beyond.
Heh. I think they're from Nordstrom.
I'm more interested in what's hiding there.
Boxer briefs can be very attractive.
AllanSwann, is your avatar is wearing the Emperor's New Clothes?
I think this thread has, indeed, crossed the line into soft porn.
(Don't let that stop you, though.)
Taken out of context, it sure looks that way, Eva.
Umm, I'm wearing superman underoos.
That's hot, right?
Nothing like getting people all worked up over the internet.
Put that thing back in your context, fella! There's wimmin and children around here!
