I read something recently that said Detroit couldn't decide if it wanted to be Chicago or Toronto.
Detroit's big enough to not need to leave to experience all the good big city stuff, but still, Chicago IS Chicago (as long as you don't get stuck in the burbs - the Chicago burbs are hellacious - a friend of mine recently came back after trying to live in the Chicago burbs).
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white tunic with a black print of people carrying umbrellas
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