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Single ladies take note, real men ARE out there

 
 
Reply Mon 24 May, 2004 10:50 pm
This cracked me up:

www.datejesus.com
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 24 May, 2004 10:59 pm
The resemblance is uncanny! LOL
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Wy
 
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Reply Mon 24 May, 2004 11:55 pm
Oh, darn. I'm Irish.
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Tue 25 May, 2004 07:01 am
"Irish need not apply." Laughing
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 25 May, 2004 07:13 am
How can I sign up to "Bathe with Jesus?"

He must have women knocking down his door on that offer...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 25 May, 2004 07:15 am
Slappy, did you check out the 'Breaking Vows' photo gallery?
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Tue 25 May, 2004 10:20 am
And here I thought that Jesus had a darker complexion. Shocked For those that swallow the usual blonde haired, blue eyed Jesus so often depicted in Christian art, I suggest that you look at photos found in many sources. Jesus would have had a natural, pecan tan at least.

Personally, I think the idea of a darker Jesus is more physically appealing and accurate. I've seen photos of a much darker Jesus and found them to be much more human.

Well, that's the opinion of this recovering Christian. Very Happy
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 25 May, 2004 10:23 am
Figures...it's out of D.C.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Tue 25 May, 2004 11:37 am
I am both laughing laughter out of fashion, and am quite disturbed... there certainly are some mad, mad people out there. I wonder what the church would think; blasphemy?

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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 25 May, 2004 11:42 am
dròm_et_rêve wrote:
I am both laughing laughter out of fashion, and am quite disturbed... there certainly are some mad, mad people out there. I wonder what the church would think; blasphemy?



Oh, I'm quite certain they would consider it blasphemy. Check out the "I hate Jesus" hats, and the "Jesus credit cards" being offered.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Tue 25 May, 2004 11:45 am
Imagine who would go for Jesus!

*Mutters.*

You and I should have thought of this scheme before...

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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 25 May, 2004 11:47 am
My personal favorite is the pic on the site of him in the bubble bath with a glass of wine with the caption: ""Guess what I made this wine from?"
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 25 May, 2004 11:48 am
Good one!
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Tue 25 May, 2004 11:58 am
Mine too! although I found that rather shudder-worthy...

I wonder why he prohibits Irish people? Nice way to pay them off for two centuries of struggling for.... Catholic... emancipation Wink?

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McGentrix
 
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Reply Tue 25 May, 2004 12:08 pm
http://www.datejesus.com/multimedia/misc/god_is_broke.jpg
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panzade
 
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Reply Tue 25 May, 2004 12:21 pm
How can he be? The Vatican has more money than God?
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Tue 25 May, 2004 12:27 pm
All those wild parties with Frankinsense and Myrhh don't come cheap...

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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 25 May, 2004 01:39 pm
I believe the Irish thing was a joke, a reference to poor thinking on the part of America way back when.
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Wy
 
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Reply Tue 25 May, 2004 11:57 pm
Aaah. That's what the joke is, then...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 26 May, 2004 12:20 am
The funny thing is, this guy is actually quite a thinker. I don't necessarily agree with him, but peruse the 'sermons'. They are funny on one level, but thought-provoking as well.
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