@Setanta,
"Europeans are frequently depressed, especially in spring and summer, when their cities fill up with Americans."
Of course they are. Imagine Norwegians with their pretending language losing the sublime beauty of English when Americans leave. "Y'all got any Coke?"
My daughter runs a hotel gift shop up in Dawson City (in the Yukon, just below the Arctic Circle) through spring and summer which caters to American cruise ship passengers (almost entirely). She swears to god that she has murdered only about a half dozen of them.
ps... did I mention? She spend three months in Europe last winter (two in a loft in Lisbon and one in a cave in Matera, Italy) so as to finish off a novel. In Matera, some local kids invited her to a Christmas party. There were about six of them and only two spoke or read English but all of them were completely familiar with Rob Ford.