Which is the best part of sex? (Keep it non-graphic!!)

Craven and Slappy Doo Hoo told me the best part of sex was the moisturizing effect it has on their dry hands.

Is there a lure and a hook on the end of the thread?

patiodog wrote:

Is there a lure and a hook on the end of the thread?

You mean like a cat?

"Cats about to mate perform pursuit and avoidance behavior. Once the female is ready to mate, she will assume the typical lordotic posture. Premature attempts to mate on behalf of the male will result in an intensely aggressive response from the female. When both parties are ready, the male grasps the female by the skin over the nape of the neck. At the moment of ejaculation, the female emits a loud piercing cry, hisses, and aggressively swats at the male. It is presumed that the female's aggression is a response to the pain of withdrawal, since males have a barbed penis. It is also thought that the barbs on the penis help to induce ovulation, the biological climax of the mating sequence. After mating, the queen rolls on the ground in apparent ecstasy while the male retires to a discrete distance to lick himself clean."

Tough sex life for the kitty's huh?

never had sex with a cat or a pig.... quote]

Suuuuuure.

slappy just because you are in to beastiality... doesn't mean everyone is.

Me neither. I don't put up with that whole peer pressure crap either. "C'mon, Slappy, if you want to fit in, you have to bang this goat."

Smoking crack and beating up little kids makes me cool enough.

slappy we are all so proud ...