Which is the best part of sex? (Keep it non-graphic!!)

Thanks Sam.

You getting hot and sticky over Billie playing with a banana gets me hot and, well, not sticky, but hot. Sticky may happen when I get home from work.

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Don't ruin your keyboard kicky. Hmm...Boat Trip was a horrible movie, but the one scene where the hot dance teacher chick describes how she would do oral, with a banana as a prop was really hot.

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(scribbling the name of that movie on a post it for later reference)

I used to have a roommate in college who put a large poster above his bed of a close up of a woman's mouth around a banana. Sexy!

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I think I saw a movie once where Madonna showed how she did oral on a beer bottle. What was that movie?

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Kicky, the chick was Latina, and spoke Spanish to the banana....oooohhh....I don't know the Madonna movie.

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Manorala

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Okay, I just looked it up. The Madonna movie was "Truth or Dare".

There's a scene in the Woody Allen movie "Celebrity" that spoofs the Madonna scene, where Bebe Neuwirth (I am not sure of the spelling) plays a hooker trying to teach a naive girl how to give a blowjob.

Just in case anyone's going to the video store tonight to find all the movies that contain oral sex with inanimate objects.

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Sex.

Dirty.

Wet.
Hard.

Soft.

Hot.

Cold.

That help?

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Thanks, dlowan, and here's a few more.

Sweaty.

Steamy.

Sultry.

Skin.

Squirt.

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kicky,
I did it in Minneapolis during freeway rush hour. Sam was squirming, but so was the cute guy in the BMW , I think it was, that was next to me. I took my time and sloooooooooowly ate it, in my own way of course. Twisted Evil

Sam finally insisted that I quit when she noticed how irrational his driving had become, almost sideswiping us and causing a major pile up at 55mph (roughly 100kph)!! Sad

And I was having sooo much fun with him too. Laughing

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Would you be interested in a threesome? I'll bring the banana. :wink:

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Kicky,

I did the bananananana (Hate typing that word) eating thing during rush hour, in Minneapolis a few years ago. I was eating it ever sooooooooooooo slowly and carefully, when a cute guy drove alongside with his new BMW, I think it was. Sam, yelled at me to quit when he nearly side-swiped us at 55 mph (about 100kph), almost causing a freeway pile up. And I was having such fun. Twisted Evil

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Kicky,

Wiyaka got so excited over the banana eating thing she posted it twice. That's a new one. A threesome hmm.... Lets see what she has to say.

Sam

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I'm getting ready to pull out my banana . . .

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Kicky,

I like to peel bananananas by making slices lengthwise in the peeling with a sharp knife.

Threesome, hmmmmm? Me, Sam and the bananananana? Rush hour on the freeway with you along side watching me eat the banananananana? Very Happy

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No, I was thinking more along the lines of you, Sam, and me and my banana in the seat beside you. No knives though, please.

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Wiyaka!!!!

Wrong kind of banana! Surprised

You do that to fruit only.

Sorry Kicky, she gets carried away some times, but never acts on it.

Wiyaka, do I need to get you Dried Frog pills?

Sam

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Kicky,

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooo! Not the fried drog pills! I think the Archancellor gave them to the Bursor again. Or Yamni ate them, he's actually sleeping without running! Surprised

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What? You banana tease!

Damn, will I never make my threesome dreams come true!!!!??? Crying or Very sad

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