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Snowdon is a dummy

 
 
Olivier5
 
  1  
Sat 23 Nov, 2013 09:11 am
Beware, satire ahead...


OCTOBER 21, 2013
SNOWDEN OFFERS TO FIX HEALTHCARE.GOV
POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—The N.S.A. leaker Edward Snowden today reached out to the United States government, offering to fix its troubled healthcare.gov Web site in exchange for immunity from prosecution.

Speaking from an undisclosed location in Russia, Mr. Snowden said he hacked the Web site over the weekend and thinks he is “pretty sure what the problem is.”

“Look, this thing was built terribly,” he said. “It’s a government Web site, O.K.?”

Mr. Snowden said that if an immunity deal can be worked out, “I can get to work on this thing right away—I don’t need a password.”

In addition to full immunity, Mr. Snowden said he is requesting that he be allowed to work from home.

At the White House, President Obama offered a muted response to Mr. Snowden’s proposal: “Edward Snowden is a traitor who has compromised our national security. Having said that, if he knows why we keep getting those error messages, that could be a conversation.”
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Sat 23 Nov, 2013 09:26 am
@Olivier5,
Betcha, Snowden is the one who mangled BombaCares web sites! Mr. Green 2 Cents
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Walter Hinteler
 
  3  
Sun 24 Nov, 2013 03:40 am
According to a report in the Dutch newspaper "NRC Handelsblad" 50,000 networks worldwide have been infected with spying software by the NSA.

http://i1334.photobucket.com/albums/w641/Walter_Hinteler/a_zps9b4a5a28.jpg

Quote:
The NSA reportedly infected 50,000 computer networks worldwide with malicious software with the sole aim of harvesting sensitive information it wasn’t privy to, which is basically what you’d call textbook spy work in the digital age, from an agency tasked with spying. That’s not to excuse or dismiss the significance of this revelation, but we’ve heard from the Washington Post previously that the NSA was working on this sort of thing and that at least 20,000 computers had been infected by the program as of 2008. So to hear from Snowden documents via the NRC that it’s now climbed to 50,000 is hardly surprising.

New details brought to light indicate that operations from its so-called “Computer Networks Exploitation” program are active around the world, and can remain active for many years without being detected in some parts of the world like Venezuela and Brazil. All the malware can we watched and controlled remotely, and turned on and off “with a single push of a button.” A New York Times report published yesterday also asserts that the NSA has been pushing to stretch its surveillance powers even further, with the aim of catching up to the spread and reach of digital technology and online communications.

The truly amazing thing about this is just how pedestrian the NSA’s efforts are – according to NRC, they’re essentially running the same kind of phishing scams with false email requests that you’ll see from any other purveyor of malicious software. As an example, NRC points to how the British GCHQ used false LinkedIn pages to lure and infect Belgacom network employees. Just one more good reason to never click on anything sent from anyone ever.
Source
JTT
 
  -2  
Sun 24 Nov, 2013 10:04 am
@Walter Hinteler,
And these are the fucktards that bitch and moan about China and others.
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BillRM
 
  2  
Sun 24 Nov, 2013 11:58 pm
@Walter Hinteler,
I am surprise that they would need to hack into computers instead of just making Microsoft and Apply place back doors into their OS in the first place.

No repeat no close source commerce software created in the US or countries in partnership with the US is completely save to use including OS software.

Hell the government could just force Microsoft to hand over their private keys and download "special" versions of "Microsoft" updates to any select group of computers they care to for that matter.

Linux anyone?
Walter Hinteler
 
  2  
Mon 25 Nov, 2013 01:02 pm
Quote:
German officials have urged the US to restore trust between the countries following allegations of spying by intelligence services. Berlin and Washington are currently working on a new agreement regarding espionage.
Full report: NSA SCANDAL: US lawmakers in Berlin for NSA talks
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Olivier5
 
  2  
Mon 25 Nov, 2013 07:49 pm
Spies worry over "doomsday" cache stashed by ex-NSA contractor Snowden

Reuters By Mark Hosenball 4 hours ago
By Mark Hosenball

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - British and U.S. intelligence officials say they are worried about a "doomsday" cache of highly classified, heavily encrypted material they believe former National Security Agency contractor Edward Snowden has stored on a data cloud.

The cache contains documents generated by the NSA and other agencies and includes names of U.S. and allied intelligence personnel, seven current and former U.S. officials and other sources briefed on the matter said.

The data is protected with sophisticated encryption, and multiple passwords are needed to open it, said two of the sources, who like the others spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss intelligence matters.

The passwords are in the possession of at least three different people and are valid for only a brief time window each day, they said. The identities of persons who might have the passwords are unknown.

Spokespeople for both NSA and the U.S. Office of the Director of National Intelligence declined to comment.

One source described the cache of still unpublished material as Snowden's "insurance policy" against arrest or physical harm.

U.S. officials and other sources said only a small proportion of the classified material Snowden downloaded during stints as a contract systems administrator for NSA has been made public. Some Obama Administration officials have said privately that Snowden downloaded enough material to fuel two more years of news stories.

"The worst is yet to come," said one former U.S. official who follows the investigation closely.

More:
http://news.yahoo.com/spies-worry-over-doomsday-cache-stashed-ex-nsa-205827759--sector.html
JTT
 
  0  
Mon 25 Nov, 2013 07:55 pm
@BillRM,
Quote:
I am surprise that they would need to hack into computers instead of just making Microsoft and Apply place back doors into their OS in the first place.

No repeat no close source commerce software created in the US or countries in partnership with the US is completely save to use including OS software.

Hell the government could just force Microsoft to hand over their private keys and download "special" versions of "Microsoft" updates to any select group of computers they care to for that matter.


That's what I asked you about some time ago and you pooh poohed it, Bill. Why should anyone trust any US based computer hardware or software company?
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Frank Apisa
 
  1  
Tue 26 Nov, 2013 06:42 am
@Olivier5,
Olivier5 wrote:

Spies worry over "doomsday" cache stashed by ex-NSA contractor Snowden

Reuters By Mark Hosenball 4 hours ago
By Mark Hosenball

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - British and U.S. intelligence officials say they are worried about a "doomsday" cache of highly classified, heavily encrypted material they believe former National Security Agency contractor Edward Snowden has stored on a data cloud.

The cache contains documents generated by the NSA and other agencies and includes names of U.S. and allied intelligence personnel, seven current and former U.S. officials and other sources briefed on the matter said.

The data is protected with sophisticated encryption, and multiple passwords are needed to open it, said two of the sources, who like the others spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss intelligence matters.

The passwords are in the possession of at least three different people and are valid for only a brief time window each day, they said. The identities of persons who might have the passwords are unknown.

Spokespeople for both NSA and the U.S. Office of the Director of National Intelligence declined to comment.

One source described the cache of still unpublished material as Snowden's "insurance policy" against arrest or physical harm.

U.S. officials and other sources said only a small proportion of the classified material Snowden downloaded during stints as a contract systems administrator for NSA has been made public. Some Obama Administration officials have said privately that Snowden downloaded enough material to fuel two more years of news stories.

"The worst is yet to come," said one former U.S. official who follows the investigation closely.

More:
http://news.yahoo.com/spies-worry-over-doomsday-cache-stashed-ex-nsa-205827759--sector.html


Sounds like the people who hate the United States ought to be doing their best to kill Snowden. That would be the fastest and surest way to get the most information out of him.

Most of the Americans who back Snowden...who consider him a hero...are self-hating Americans intent on showing America to be a barbaric, loathsome, freedom-hating country...and they would get the most benefit out of a fast, sure release of all that information.

Interesting plan he made for himself!

Maybe I ought to re-consider my first answer to the thread question.
BillRM
 
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Tue 26 Nov, 2013 07:03 am
@Frank Apisa,
Quote:
Most of the Americans who back Snowden...who consider him a hero...are self-hating Americans intent on showing America to be a barbaric, loathsome, freedom-hating country...and they would get the most benefit out of a fast, sure release of all that information.


Yes indeed, I am a self-hating American for daring to think that my government have no right to tear up the bill of rights and spy on every damn US citizen that was ever been on the internet with zero probable cause and that there are any number of moral questions about doing such bulk spying on the rest of the world also.

To say nothing of the fact that as a result of this spying American businesses have lost the trust of the world and are looking at the lost of hundreds of billions dollars or more of ongoing business and moving the world to an internet that where all internet traffic will be encrypted so that target spying will be next to impossible also.
Frank Apisa
 
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Tue 26 Nov, 2013 07:38 am
@BillRM,
BillRM wrote:

Quote:
Most of the Americans who back Snowden...who consider him a hero...are self-hating Americans intent on showing America to be a barbaric, loathsome, freedom-hating country...and they would get the most benefit out of a fast, sure release of all that information.


Yes indeed, I am a self-hating American for daring to think that my government have no right to tear up the bill of rights and spy on every damn US citizen that was ever been on the internet with zero probable cause and that there are any number of moral questions about doing such bulk spying on the rest of the world also.

To say nothing of the fact that as a result of this spying American businesses have lost the trust of the world and are looking at the lost of hundreds of billions dollars or more of ongoing business and moving the world to an internet that where all internet traffic will be encrypted so that target spying will be next to impossible also.


Well...if you combine that with your obvious desire to kill somebody...you ought to be figuring out a way to kill Snowden. That would get all this stuff out into the open once and for all.

So go for it!
JPB
 
  1  
Tue 26 Nov, 2013 08:14 am
@Frank Apisa,
bullshit
Frank Apisa
 
  1  
Tue 26 Nov, 2013 08:29 am
@JPB,
JPB wrote:

bullshit


Nah!

Just uncomfortable for some people.
JTT
 
  -1  
Tue 26 Nov, 2013 09:08 am
@Frank Apisa,
You do nothing but bullshit, Frank.
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cicerone imposter
 
  2  
Tue 26 Nov, 2013 05:40 pm
@JPB,
To even suggest that a member of a2k go and kill anyone is "bull ****" at its worst.
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BillRM
 
  1  
Tue 26 Nov, 2013 06:16 pm
@Frank Apisa,
Quote:
Well...if you combine that with your obvious desire to kill somebody


LOL what a fantasy world you live in..........
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Olivier5
 
  4  
Tue 26 Nov, 2013 10:09 pm
@Frank Apisa,
Snowden has taken huge personal risks. He's evidently a very courageous man...
cicerone imposter
 
  2  
Wed 27 Nov, 2013 12:20 am
@Olivier5,
I agree 100%; he knew all the risks he was taking, and went ahead anyway. To estrange himself from his home, family and friends to do the right thing is difficult for most people. He made the world aware of the crimes of our government, and he should be rewarded by the same people he helped to educate about how the government was doing crimes against our Constitutional rights to privacy.
BillRM
 
  2  
Wed 27 Nov, 2013 04:00 am
@cicerone imposter,
To me Snowdon is a modern Paul Revere warning not that the British troops are coming but instead and at great risk/cost to himself that the US government along with it partners are out of control in using technology to do mass spying on all of us.

We need more Snowdons in the world.
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BillRM
 
  2  
Wed 27 Nov, 2013 04:23 am
http://cdn.ruvr.ru/2013/11/21/1184247269/7washh-snoww_2.JPG
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