63
   

What are your pet peeves re English usage?

 
 
McTag
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2006 03:53 am
herberts wrote:
Try to keep your wits about you McTag - you're walking around town with seagull **** all over you.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e150/ruffdiamond/tagfinal.jpg


Oh, the seagulls they fly high
And they sh*t right in your eye
It's a good job cows can't fly
In Mobile...
0 Replies
 
Steve 41oo
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2006 04:07 am
herberts wrote:
Flybys are coupons which you can collect at the supermarket check-out counter whenever your purchase amount reaches a certain minimal requirement.

These coupons can be collected and later exchanged for discounted tickets for air-travel. Unless you're a jet-setter I can't imagine why anyone would take up this option.
I would think you probably have to buy so many cans of beans that you wouldnt need air tickets or indeed a plane to be a wind/jet setter all by oneself.
0 Replies
 
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2006 04:08 am
herberts wrote:
dlowan...
Quote:
Incorrect use of apostrophe for possessive "its".


I very deliberately engineered that glaring error just to see if I could snare any pedants lurking about here who would take that up with me as a cheap shot ... and yep! - you took the bait!

nya-nya.. nya-nya.. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0015.gif


http://www.beware-of-art.com/images/gallery/mono/2004/10/2004-10-04-11-t.jpg


People who pretend they deliberately made dumb mistakes when sprung.
0 Replies
 
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2006 09:52 am
Herbert, you are sharing way too much information about yourself. First it was feminazi and now the first thing you think of when someone mentions a meeting is "AA"? Of course "AA" has helped a lot of people but was not the organization meeting I needed to attend. The following link describes the nonprofit where I serve on the Board , www.providencecenter.com and it occupies a great deal of my time. Beside serving as an officer, I also serve on 4 committees. It has been a wonderful experience for me and I can still do my consulting work without being too strapped for time.

I would re-read the points you so politely provided for me, but each time I try I wake up with my head on the keyboard. I have a lots to do today, maybe later.
0 Replies
 
herberts
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2006 03:13 pm
glitterbag - congratulations for your involvement with those with disabilities of one sort or another - you are obviously a marvellous human being who is a great asset and a real treasure to your community. You have my sincerest respect for the important and selfless work you perform for those most disadvantaged in the community.

Best regards,
Herbert
0 Replies
 
herberts
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2006 03:41 pm
Francis...
Quote:
I like very much these two words:

Belligerent Design ( prop n). Offshoot of creationism which holds that the universe was created by a higher being who was in a very bad mood at the time, and that evolution alone cannot account for there being so many nettles. (50-1 bar)

Mourinho (adj). Mournful in the face of certain victory; bearing the hallmarks of a sore winner.


They are both a couple of good ones. I believe Winston Churchill in the end suffered from 'Mourinho' when he realised victory would end his career... You could say he faced a pyrrhic victory of a sort.

Belligerent Design! - love it! How many times over the years have we been driven to look heavenward to ask 'WHY? WHAT COSMIC PURPOSE DOES IT SERVE THAT SUCH-AND-SUCH HAS BEEN A MISERABLE DISASTER... ?

We should invent some new words of our own. I'll kick it off with:

Guanophiliacs: These are eccentric individuals who are not too dissimilar to coprophiliacs - but who gather once a year at a seaside resort to compete for who can gather more seagull **** on their dark overcoats than their rivals. Hundreds each year gather at the seaside resort of Blackpool for this televised annual event which attracts a large audience right across the country.
0 Replies
 
Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2006 03:45 pm
a "fly-by" is when the boss walks around making sure people are working...
0 Replies
 
herberts
 
  1  
Reply Tue 18 Apr, 2006 04:12 pm
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e150/ruffdiamond/mnb.jpg

http://67.18.37.17/1481/4/emo/giggle1.gif
0 Replies
 
McTag
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 02:41 am
Now you know why I like to wear my hat at the seaside.
0 Replies
 
Francis
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 02:49 am
herberts wrote:
Hundreds each year gather at the seaside resort of Blackpool for this televised annual event which attracts a large audience right across the country.



Is it your favourite trip?
0 Replies
 
herberts
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 03:21 am
McTag...
Quote:
Now you know why I like to wear my hat at the seaside.


Isn't it to stop your toupé from being blown away by the sea-breeze... ? http://67.18.37.17/1481/4/emo/lachen70.gif

You've been a good sport, McTag. I guess living in north-east England you'd need one helluva sense of humour just to survive those miserable gray skies and having to listen to that appalling accent all around you each and every day of the year.

I hereby declare you exempted from any further nonsense or tomfoolery on my part. Congratulations for having survived the gauntlet so well - and with your funny-bone firmly intact.

Take a bow, McTag... !

http://www.kenzy.com/smilies/on-stage.gif
0 Replies
 
Steve 41oo
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 04:35 pm
herberts wrote:

We should invent some new words of our own. I'll kick it off with:

Guanophiliacs: These are eccentric individuals who are not too dissimilar to coprophiliacs - but who gather once a year at a seaside resort to compete for who can gather more seagull **** on their dark overcoats than their rivals.
you know sometimes Herberts you make me laugh...damn you
0 Replies
 
herberts
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 07:13 pm
Sorry, Steve - but I've exonerated McTag from any more wisecracks from me. I've even laundered the bird-**** out of his coat as a gesture of good faith. http://www.liquidninjas.com/bbs/images/smilies/klan/cool.gif

Before:
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e150/ruffdiamond/sea.jpg

After:
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e150/ruffdiamond/nh.jpg
0 Replies
 
McTag
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Apr, 2006 10:23 pm
Err...thanks. I looked for the original of that photo, to see if really did have a good-luck mark on it (which I must confess I never noticed before) but I can't find it at the moment.

But I can report there are a lot of well-fed looking seagulls in Anstruther, where I was at the time. And, a very good fish and chip shop, as I recall.
0 Replies
 
herberts
 
  1  
Reply Thu 20 Apr, 2006 01:19 am
I've had it examined by The Royal Association of Guanophiliacs and this suspected poo has been ignominiously dismissed as nothing more than the silver buckle on a camera strap.

"FRAUD!"[/i] they cried before slamming the phone down in my ear.

Tsk Tsk... sic transit gloria[/i]... http://www.armageddononline.org/forums/images/newsmilies/smokin.gif
0 Replies
 
herberts
 
  1  
Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 10:49 pm
Can someone please turn off the lights in here? I hate to see electricity being wasted.
0 Replies
 
McTag
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 09:24 am
Hey my A2K is different. Why is that?
0 Replies
 
Francis
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 10:23 am
Because Herberts turned the lights off...
0 Replies
 
herberts
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 07:35 pm
Blooper Alert! Blooper Alert!..

McTag... #1
Quote:
... in Anstruther.... (where there was) a very good fish and chip shop, as I recall.


McTag... #2
Quote:
... in Anstruther.... (where) there are a lot of well-fed seagulls...


The fish might be okay - but the chips[/i] must be greasy crap if the tourists are fattening up the seagulls on them... hence the statement - 'a good fish and chip shop' - is betrayed as a falsehood by the fact that there are a lot of fat seagulls waddling about full of fried tater pieces chucked away by the tourists...

Quod Erat Demonstrandum

http://www.liquidninjas.com/bbs/images/smilies/klan/cool.gif

(You may now switch off the lights again)
0 Replies
 
McTag
 
  1  
Reply Tue 25 Apr, 2006 12:30 am
Thus demonstrating an admirable command of Latin as well as English, fantastic.

I was pondering this as I woke up this morning:

"What's the matter?" = what's wrong?

that's a different matter
Printed Matter
anti-matter
for that matter

Comparing different usages for the word matter, that's all.

The first phrase starts to seem odd, when you consider it. Then, you get out of bed and forget all about it. It doesn't matter.
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

deal - Question by WBYeats
Let pupils abandon spelling rules, says academic - Discussion by Robert Gentel
Please, I need help. - Question by imsak
Is this sentence grammatically correct? - Question by Sydney-Strock
"come from" - Question by mcook
concentrated - Question by WBYeats
 
Copyright © 2024 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.05 seconds on 10/02/2024 at 02:33:08