@reasoning logic,
Measured?
As a whole - unlikely - unless IT is doing the measuring.
In relative portions - yes - by its related observer/s and in accordance to said observer's accepted definition thereof.
I assume you have none of these 'ships' at your disposal, so doubt you have the material necessary to conduct your 'measurements' on.
Noah may well have existed, his boat also, but the events surrounding his narrative are preposterous in my reality, yet very real to some.
Good ship lollypop - I believe it is just a lyric, so fictitious (excuse me if lyric is based on real events and objects - but I do not care to fill my head with ****). But to a child 'lollypop' may be very real - Fat, flying-reindeer, present-bringing Santa (anagram 'Satan....lol'), tooth fairy, easter bunny, etc, are all very real to a child whose stupid parents think LIES are appropriate in a childs upbringing.
And 'Good ship Jesus'
Never heard of it. Would've been 'Good ship Immanuel' anyway - Had maybe Adam Sandler written some weird children's Gospel.