Thu 21 Mar, 2013 02:22 am
Why are things bullshit but not cowshit? Why can things be horseshit and dog ****, but not cat **** or sheep ****? Why can you go ape **** but not monkey ****? I've heard duck **** as an idiom but not goose ****. Are there any non-mammalian shits? Or gendered shits like the one I started with?
Went outside yesterday and promptly got a glop of birdshit in the center of my forehead. That was the first time this ever happened. I plan to cut off that tree branch where the bird sat later today.
Go easy on that bird Ed, it was just saying ''G'mornin'!'.... a good shot too.
Does dipshit count?
Ooh, inananimate object faecies, interesting sidetrack ecy.
Containers of said waste are also common - we have **** bags, shitboxes, sacks of ****, piles of ****, mountains of ****, even **** creeks.....
...even loads of ****/**** loads.
Wonderful to compile this information in one place, shithole, as it were.
A veritable **** heap, as it were.
This site can be a complete shitstorm.
As you know, biosolids can work as fertilizer.
Is that **** replacing?
Speaking of **** replacing...
You can have **** for brains.
There are different types too.
There's heavy ****, and awful ****. Good **** and bad ****.
In a meeting where someone said that our feedback mechanisms are 'shithouse'