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I've Been Thinking ****

 
 
Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 02:22 am
Why are things bullshit but not cowshit? Why can things be horseshit and dog ****, but not cat **** or sheep ****? Why can you go ape **** but not monkey ****? I've heard duck **** as an idiom but not goose ****. Are there any non-mammalian shits? Or gendered shits like the one I started with?
 
hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 02:23 am
Batshit has been used.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 04:22 am
Went outside yesterday and promptly got a glop of birdshit in the center of my forehead. That was the first time this ever happened. I plan to cut off that tree branch where the bird sat later today.
eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 12:03 pm
@edgarblythe,
Go easy on that bird Ed, it was just saying ''G'mornin'!'.... a good shot too.

Does dipshit count?
hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 02:29 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
Ooh, inananimate object faecies, interesting sidetrack ecy.
eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 02:31 pm
@hingehead,
I knows my **** HH.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 03:49 pm
Containers of said waste are also common - we have **** bags, shitboxes, sacks of ****, piles of ****, mountains of ****, even **** creeks.....
hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 03:50 pm
@hingehead,
...even loads of ****/**** loads.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 03:50 pm
@hingehead,
Wonderful to compile this information in one place, shithole, as it were.
hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 03:53 pm
@ossobuco,
A veritable **** heap, as it were.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 05:31 pm
This site can be a complete shitstorm.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 05:39 pm
@hingehead,
As you know, biosolids can work as fertilizer.

Is that **** replacing?
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 05:42 pm

http://hideyourarms.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/marios2.jpg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 05:53 pm
@ehBeth,
Quote:
This site can be a complete shitstorm.

Ain't that the ****?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 05:55 pm
@ossobuco,
Speaking of **** replacing...

You can have **** for brains.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 05:57 pm
There are different types too.

There's heavy ****, and awful ****. Good **** and bad ****.

No ****!
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 06:00 pm
@hingehead,

you shittin' me?
hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 06:04 pm
@Region Philbis,
I **** you not.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 06:20 pm
In a meeting where someone said that our feedback mechanisms are 'shithouse'
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 06:29 pm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iIqBJfAPnLs/TaShlIxeXTI/AAAAAAAAAmI/hIXRZOMslBs/s1600/shiznit.bmp
 

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