I've Been Thinking ****

It's more abstract than that - e.g. the carburetor is up the ****, everything is up the ****, or gone to ****.

Good. I was somewhat concerned for a short time.

This has been some funny ****.

It just reminded me that the tabernacle used to be made of shittimwood, which is the wood of the shittah tree:

Isn't shittim wood the same as acacia?

I bet nobody gives a ****. (Sorry for the rudeness, but it was such a good straight line. )

Yeah, and cicadas, with their "shitinous" exoskeleton, like to live on this kind of trees.

Bungee ****

Well Edgar, we be dealing with a lot of **** from the House today.

Delivered inside teabags.

Holy shite... I just got a knife with a shittum handle. I'm not shittin' you. O.O

Treat it with care, Daisy. That stuff starts rotting five minutes before it begins to rain. I don't know what Noah was thinking about when he built that ark, but he must have been one of those desert people

Speaking of Noah, in times of unrelenting rainfall, I have always thought that NOAA had a strikingly appropriate abbreviation.