I've Been Thinking ****

Hey, let's not put down assholes. If it weren't for them, there wouldn't be any ****.

Have we run dry, oh **** no!!!!!!!

dromedary dumplings

Cow pies

"Bird dirt." -- Tico's grandfather

I once heard someone say "he is lower than whale ****, and THAT's on the bottom of the ocean".

Quotes from Colonel Potter (M*A*S*H*)
Mule fritters! -- Potter

Monkey muffins! -- Potter

Buffalo bagels! -- Potter

Buffalo chips! -- Potter

Hot sausage! -- Potter

Pony pucks! -- Potter

Beaver biscuits! -- Potter

Bull cookies! -- Potter

Pig feathers! -- Potter

Jumpin' jompers! -- Potter

Suffern' saddlesoap! -- Potter

Sufferin' sheepdip! -- Potter

Scuttlebug is as common as cooties in your skivvy! -- Potter

Great Caesar's Ghost... -- Potter

Great Mother McCree... -- Potter


Hell bells! -- Potter

Busload of bushwah! -- Potter

Mule muffins! -- Potter

Road apples! -- Potter

Great balls of fire! -- Potter

Horse hockey! -- Potter

Pigeon pellets! -- Potter

Cow cookies! -- Potter

Great Caesar's Salad! -- Potter

Horse hockey! -- Potter

Bat guano.

(You might recall that was actually the name of a character in Stanley Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove, played, as I recall, by Keenan Wynn)

Eight pages of **** talk! This is one versatile word. I like that. I'm impressed.

Did anyone mention, "When the **** hits the fan"? Can't remember. My memory is for **** these days.

Yes, I agree. You might say this shi-talki-ing is mushrooming.

Easy, Breezy! There's a fungus among us.

I love that movie. It's even funnier today than when it was first released.

Haven't seen it in ages, glitter. Prob'ly not since it was last shown 'at a theater near you.' But I agree, it's devastatingly on target.

I caught it on TCM several months back. There is a scene with George C. Scott in a command center playing a General (I think?) who try's to explain the range of the bombers accidentally on their way to Russia. He's asked how long they can travel once the fuel runs out and gets so caught up in describing how marvelous the design is and what could be done once the tank is empty, he forgets what they are about to do and suddenly snaps up straight with his hand clapped to his mouth when the enormity of the situation snaps him back to reality.

Plus the movie had a cast who really knew their ****. I figure I must add some **** to this thread for fear it will be hijacked into another "If you don't hate Obama, you must be stupid" direction. Ain't that some ****?

Verry nice one, Reege.

**** on your shoes. Bad, especially when you didn't notice until after you were trapped in your car on the freeway.

That would be some gruesome ****.

I've also heard certain people described as a **** heel. It's not meant to be a compliment if directed toward you. Can you believe this ****? Not trying to shake anything loose, but we do have an enormous amount of **** if we need it.