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I've Been Thinking ****

 
 
Roberta
 
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Reply Wed 27 Mar, 2013 10:28 pm
@timur,
timur wrote:

β€œIf you choose the company of arseholes... expect ****.”


Hey, let's not put down assholes. If it weren't for them, there wouldn't be any ****.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 12:07 pm
@Roberta,
Have we run dry, oh **** no!!!!!!!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 12:12 pm
dromedary dumplings
glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 12:41 pm
@edgarblythe,
Cow pies
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 01:18 pm
"Bird dirt." -- Tico's grandfather
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 01:36 pm
I once heard someone say "he is lower than whale ****, and THAT's on the bottom of the ocean".
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 01:39 pm
Quotes from Colonel Potter (M*A*S*H*)
Mule fritters! -- Potter

Monkey muffins! -- Potter

Buffalo bagels! -- Potter

Buffalo chips! -- Potter

Hot sausage! -- Potter

Pony pucks! -- Potter

Beaver biscuits! -- Potter

Bull cookies! -- Potter

Pig feathers! -- Potter

Jumpin' jompers! -- Potter

Suffern' saddlesoap! -- Potter

Sufferin' sheepdip! -- Potter

Scuttlebug is as common as cooties in your skivvy! -- Potter

Great Caesar's Ghost... -- Potter

Great Mother McCree... -- Potter


Hell bells! -- Potter

Busload of bushwah! -- Potter

Mule muffins! -- Potter

Road apples! -- Potter

Great balls of fire! -- Potter

Horse hockey! -- Potter

Pigeon pellets! -- Potter

Cow cookies! -- Potter

Great Caesar's Salad! -- Potter

Horse hockey! -- Potter
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 02:24 pm
Bat guano.

(You might recall that was actually the name of a character in Stanley Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove, played, as I recall, by Keenan Wynn)
Roberta
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 02:41 pm
Eight pages of **** talk! This is one versatile word. I like that. I'm impressed.

Did anyone mention, "When the **** hits the fan"? Can't remember. My memory is for **** these days.
Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 02:45 pm
@Roberta,
Yes, I agree. You might say this shi-talki-ing is mushrooming.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 02:51 pm
@Ragman,
Easy, Breezy! There's a fungus among us.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 02:55 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
I love that movie. It's even funnier today than when it was first released.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 03:03 pm
@glitterbag,
Haven't seen it in ages, glitter. Prob'ly not since it was last shown 'at a theater near you.' But I agree, it's devastatingly on target.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 04:55 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
I caught it on TCM several months back. There is a scene with George C. Scott in a command center playing a General (I think?) who try's to explain the range of the bombers accidentally on their way to Russia. He's asked how long they can travel once the fuel runs out and gets so caught up in describing how marvelous the design is and what could be done once the tank is empty, he forgets what they are about to do and suddenly snaps up straight with his hand clapped to his mouth when the enormity of the situation snaps him back to reality.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 05:55 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Plus the movie had a cast who really knew their ****. I figure I must add some **** to this thread for fear it will be hijacked into another "If you don't hate Obama, you must be stupid" direction. Ain't that some ****?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 05:59 pm

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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 06:58 pm
@Region Philbis,
Verry nice one, Reege.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 28 Mar, 2013 09:35 pm
**** on your shoes. Bad, especially when you didn't notice until after you were trapped in your car on the freeway.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 29 Mar, 2013 08:41 am
@edgarblythe,
That would be some gruesome ****.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Sat 30 Mar, 2013 09:05 pm
I've also heard certain people described as a **** heel. It's not meant to be a compliment if directed toward you. Can you believe this ****? Not trying to shake anything loose, but we do have an enormous amount of **** if we need it.
 

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