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I've Been Thinking ****

 
 
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 07:07 pm

http://i.qkme.me/367ifz.jpg
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Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 07:11 pm
When I'm feeling shitty, when **** hits the fan and I feel like I've been fed a **** sandwich or a load of manure, I come here for shits and giggles.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 07:27 pm
Has anyone mentioned chicken **** yet?
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 07:28 pm
Seen scrawled on a shithouse wall:

Some come here to **** and stink,
I come here to sit and think. . .
hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 07:38 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Quote:
chicken ****


Of course! Only our second non-mammalian ****. - Another one for the avians.
Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 07:58 pm
@hingehead,
Most people 'round here really hate goose ****. The Canadian geese are legendary for polluting ponds or lake shores. They poop like dogs, only nobody has come up with a goose pooper scooper... that works.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 08:44 pm
We've been shitting bricks since the boydog tore his collar off. The microchip and other tags are gone Evil or Very Mad
ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 09:04 pm
@ehBeth,
Oh, no.
Ai, caramba.
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Fil Albuquerque
 
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Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2013 09:56 pm
We are well in deep **** now... Laughing
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Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 22 Mar, 2013 05:34 am
A person can't sleep. A person comes to the computer for some recreation. A person finds a thread about dreck (look it up). Now that person really can't sleep. She's thinking about ****. She's in a world of ****.

Oh ****.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 22 Mar, 2013 07:07 am
@Region Philbis,
Merde! I'm really shitfaced.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 22 Mar, 2013 07:40 am
**** can be a noun:
Get that **** out of here.
Whose **** is this.
Don't give me any ****,

**** can be a verb.
Don't try to **** me.
**** you, I'm going to **** all over you.


A gerund
Are you shitting me?


An adjective
Then, we go to this shitty bar and have warm beers.

Joe(thanks to George Carlin)Nation
claudene
 
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Reply Fri 22 Mar, 2013 08:04 am
@hingehead,
sounds like you are really bored?
Roberta
 
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Reply Fri 22 Mar, 2013 01:07 pm
Question: Does a bear **** in the woods?

Answer: Only if it's in the woods when it has to take a ****.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 22 Mar, 2013 01:21 pm
So full of **** his eyes are brown
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 22 Mar, 2013 02:26 pm
But let's not forget that it was largely horseshit that Timothy McVeigh used to make the 'device' to blow up the Federal building in Oklahoma City.
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timur
 
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Reply Fri 22 Mar, 2013 02:34 pm
Is it faulty to be mishitting?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Fri 22 Mar, 2013 03:15 pm
@claudene,
Actually I was thinking about it while in the shower getting ready for work. A2k is the obvious place to ask about weird ****.

Last night I realised that there are card game influences: king **** and jack ****.

And another mammal: rat ****

**** happens.
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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Fri 22 Mar, 2013 03:24 pm
Life is like a chicken coop ladder,
short and shitty.

Italian proverb
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Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Sat 23 Mar, 2013 12:00 am
@hingehead,
Yes you have but as they say the first step to solving your problem is to admit it.

Good luck in your recovery efforts Hinge.
 

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