The Least Important Problems in the World

@Joe Nation,

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/BUTTER_dc0bfc_563418.jpg

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@Phoenix32890,

@ Pheenix32890~~~~~We feel your pain.

There is a rule around my house, all shattered crackers must be eaten immediately and I must keep spreading the peanut butter onto the Wasas until I have 12 perfect crackers, spread and intact.
Sometimes, in a former life, I have started with a full box and a full jar of peanut butter, but was unable to complete the Perfect Dozen before running out of peanut butter or crackers or both.
Then, when I returned to the living room, I would be asked "Where are the crackers and peanut butter you went to get me?", I could answer honestly,...........

Joe([/i]Vee dome hap nenny mor'[/i])Nation

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@roger,

roger wrote:

Indeed. If I wanted crackers in my peanut butter soup, I would have bought a can of peanut butter soup. Don't worry, Campbell's has a variety to suit every taste, or no one's taste at all.

There's peanut butter SOUP!!

Who has a recipe ???

Joe (or a receipt ..which is what this goddamned computer keeps wanting me to ask for)Nation

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@Joe Nation,

Here ya go:

http://www.food.com/recipe/colonial-inn-peanut-soup-virginia-peanut-soup-388001

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@DrewDad,

To my knowledge I have never knowingly thrown away any socks.

I am sure that the occasional orphan might have been discarded, by others, but only after a number of years of being alone in the sock drawers.

Somewhere in the dark sock drawer are a pair of USAF issue Winter Socks, black, wool, ankle length, re-enforced toe and heel: circa 1971.

Joe(No. I never wear them. They are for emergencies.)Nation

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@Joe Nation,

Define 'emergency'. Please.

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@Mame,

Only something so dire that the Air Force would re-activate him, I think.

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@Mame,

Mame wrote:

Define 'emergency'. Please.

An emergency, which I have personally experienced more than once, is a situation you did not see coming and which necessitates

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@Joe Nation,

Joe Nation wrote:

Mame wrote:

Define 'emergency'. Please.

An emergency, which I have personally experienced more than once, is a situation you did not see coming and which necessitates

Stopping in mid post?

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@Joe Nation,

That no matter how you scratch your head about it, returning a monitor of greater than HD number of pixels, with only one dead pixel, just seems cheeky.

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@dlowan,

dlowan wrote:

Joe Nation wrote:

Mame wrote:

Define 'emergency'. Please.

An emergency, which I have personally experienced more than once, is a situation you did not see coming and which necessitates

Stopping in mid post?

Don't pay the ransom!!
Joe(I escaped.)Nation

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@Joe Nation,

Joe Nation wrote:

. . . Don't pay the ransom!!
Joe(I escaped.)Nation

Darn! They were about to pay us to take you off their hands.

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@George,

George wrote:

Joe Nation wrote:
. . . Don't pay the ransom!!
Joe(I escaped.)Nation
Darn! They were about to pay us to take you off their hands.

I was wondering why they left the knot on the blindfold so loose, that knife on the table and both guards were really so so SO concentrating on that chess game.
Joe(I didn't notice that the fricking window was open until after I broke the glass)Nation

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@Joe Nation,

Criminals are busy watching movies they have not paid for.

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@Joe Nation,

It hurts when someone is not punished in your sight for things they did out of it.

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@Joe Nation,

Technological development is beyond my comprehension, but performed to ends ethical.

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@Joe Nation,

Mathematics based answers provide explanations in isolated systems, then fail to explain vast ones.

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@Joe Nation,

God is not a word I would use to explain the massive forces in effect.

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Do you get less butter in a pound of whipped butter because it sure seems so?

How long would you have to wait to put the pint of whipped cream back in the pint container of heavy cream?

Joe(One time I made too much and it's always weighed on my mind.)Nation

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@Joe Nation,

We had a white elephant exchange at Christmas, and we received something which solved a problem we didn't even know we had.

The solution is a metal spike, which turns into a helix at the other end. It is the solution to: how do you keep your wine bottle from getting sand on the bottom, when you're at the beach.

It also came with wine glass spikes/helices.

WTF?

http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:www.outblush.com/get/women/images/2010/06/winestand2.jpg

Drew(Now, then, how do I keep the sand off the cheese?)dad

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