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NO DIGRESSIONS ALLOWED

 
 
aspvenom
 
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Reply Sun 30 Sep, 2012 05:36 pm
@Setanta,
Excurse me good sir, I am sorry to inform you but a gazoo is more digressive from mannerliness than a kazoo

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/gazoo
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Sun 30 Sep, 2012 05:48 pm
@aspvenom,
gazee
gazoo
ga'zed

gazeezus
gazoozus
gross

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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 30 Sep, 2012 05:54 pm
I was grazed by that gaze . . . it offered too much information . . .
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2012 09:29 am
Well, twenty-three gazoo!!


Joe(ESL speaker)Nation
ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2012 09:38 am
@Joe Nation,
Skidoo Ownings and Merrily
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2012 10:09 am
@Joe Nation,
Eighty-six that, Buddy . . .
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parados
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2012 08:30 pm
Meanwhile.....

We discover that pigs don't eat dentures

70 year old eaten by his hogs

Quote:
On Wednesday morning, Terry V. Garner, a 70-year-old Oregon farmer, went to feed his animals. Several hours later, when he hadn’t returned, a family member went to look for him and found, on the ground of the hog enclosure, his dentures.




It's starting now.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2012 08:31 pm
@parados,
when you post something silly, para, put some teeth into it, willya huh?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2012 09:40 pm
@parados,
See, i toll ya they was vicious killers . . .
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2012 09:46 pm
@Setanta,
I like living high on the hog, with or without dentures.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2012 09:59 pm
@parados,
Worth repeating . . .

parados wrote:
aporkalypse!!

It's coming soon, unless we start feeding pigs soylent green
Thomas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2012 10:19 pm
@Setanta,
[quote="Setanta"NO DIGRESSIONS ALLOWED[/quote]
Digressions from what?
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Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2012 10:36 pm
From the topic, a course . . .

(If you figure out what that is, let me know.)
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2012 10:37 pm
@Setanta,
Why is that worth repeating? Was it even worth hearing the first time?

Aporkalypse refers to the obesity epidemic--and it has arrived! We have porked up, by pigging out, and the end is near. The air is filled with the sound of buttons busting off garments. The pigs are all hiding in blankets. The gazoo is a sign of things to come...
Diane
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2012 11:15 pm
@firefly,
No no, the end is rear and the air is filled with the sounds of gross wazoos warming the upper atmosphere.
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Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2012 04:49 am
Naughty nuns commenting on fartageddon . . . what next ? ! ? ! ?
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FBM
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2012 07:16 am
I like Mars Bars, but I retrogress.
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Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2012 07:22 am
If one stays on topic, is one gressing?
Joe Nation
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2012 08:40 am
I have a question:
If a folded flag is, at some point in time, unfurled, is it furled or refurled at some later point?

And if I am playing Five Card Stud and I have the trey of Clubs, the Jack of Spades, the six and the eight of Hearts and the ten of Diamonds and you open for fifty bucks, do I say "I fold." or should I more properly say "I furl."

Joe(Please hurry your answer.)Nation
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Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Oct, 2012 08:41 am
With a hand like that, i'd say you should slink away.
 

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