What do women really want in a man?

if women knew what the wanted in a man they wouldn't whine so much about the men they have chosen. (am I on thin ice here?)

Splash!

dyslexia: I hear the ice cracking already!

Sometimes men are like buying groceries in a hurry. You thought you grabbed the chunky peanut butter, but when you get home, you discovered it was the smooth kind instead. And it's too late to take it back because someone went and opened the jar. So even though you might prefer the chunky peanut butter, you have to put up with the smooth until it's all used up. You complain once in a while, lamenting over your hurried choice, but knowing there's really nothing you can do.

Does that answer your question?

It could happen!

By the way, I think I just set the record for the most quote boxes in one post Yes! Would owning a world record be something that a woman would want in a man?

Yer question smacks of desparation kickycan.

Uh, would desperation be something that a woman would want then?

Only if he was desperately into pleasing me...my very own love slave, who cleans house, works and brings me the money...makes sure i am satified and sleeps in the wet spot...OMG thank goodness I'm a lesbian...LoL

Brains, wit, humour and a dirty mind....

and clean, unraggedy fingernails.

and the ability and willingness to provide a good pedicure.

hmmmmmm, i'll forego the pedicure, but unraggedy nails are important - if they think they're ever going to have sex with me.

I have some nice emery boards in the bathroom....

I have a bathroom

Er...yes?

hot and cold running water, and for the wimmin folk I have a kitchen.

Oh and don't forget good hygiene in general!

I recall (er rather try not to ) a guy who had ear wax build-up and looked like he didn't know the proper use of a toothbrush. (Don't say it Gus!!!)

So yeah, I would have to include good hygiene practices too. Yup.

I also do a combover (the bald spot) from the hair growing out of me ears.

Dys - it ain't working - women all over A2k are still lusting after you...give it up...

You can always put 'em in a bubble bath, and use ehBeths scum-buster on 'em, Caprice!

Scum-buster? Is this on the market? Perhaps it's something kickycan could invest in...after all he did mention $25,000 (U.S. funds no less!) that he has to squander...er, invest!

me and Billy Pilgrim and Lola Montana had a threesome bubblebath while ensconced in the zoo exhibit on the planet Tralmadore, 34,000 viewers applauded.

I think dyslexia has been drinkin' outta the same bottle as Gus!