Quote:Well, I do have a hockey scar, but no dartboard. Perhaps I'll get one.
Would photos of Chirac and Kerry do?
george
First...do get a dartboard. Visitors are more likely to assume your ancestry to be English, thus giving you a measurable (and deserved) boost in social status.
Second...no, I'm afraid those photos would not suffice. If, in your firm resolve to turn your life around, forsaking the four 'O's of Republicanism (the obstreperous, the oligarichical, the obtuse, and the old-time-religiose) but you yet find yourself oddly reluctant to mutilate either the Queen or Mr. Bush, then I would recommend the photo-pairing of John Ascroft with Janet Jackson's adorned right nipple. (Alternate pairing; any one of the liberal east coast pushers who supplied dubya with his university-period blow, and Nancy Reagan).
Quote:Hyperventillation can lead to problems. Calm yourself.
Thankyou! Problems enough I have already been led to. Why, just last evening, lounging naked in a candle-lit bed and sharing a bowl of happy British Columbia greens with a creature of the most exquisite beauty and deliciously unrefined appetites, a stealth seed heated to that critical popcorn level, producing a magnificent Fourth of July event directly above my own magnificence. It was a moving moment. Everyone present wanted to wave flags. But being liberals, our bedroom is not likely to witness any flagging.