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Present your own 'Carnac the Magnificent' jokes

 
 
DrewDad
 
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2011 01:39 pm
Answer: "Kaleidoscope"



Question: "What does a doctor use to look at your kaleido?"
 
George
 
  4  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2011 02:06 pm
Answer: Bada Bing
Question: How does MicroSoft search for a Bada?
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George
 
  6  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2011 02:59 pm
Answer: A goober, a cruller, and OmSigDavid.



Question: Name a peanut, a doughnut and a gun nut.
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George
 
  4  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2011 05:50 pm
Answer: Niagra Falls



Question: If Viagra rises, what does Niagra do?
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2011 05:55 pm
I am glad you can do that, george. I have tried a few times but came up with blanks.
Roberta
 
  3  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2011 06:22 pm
Answer: Outlaw

Question: What's an inlaw after a divorce?
DrewDad
 
  3  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2011 06:52 pm
@Roberta,
Answer: Internet


Question: What does a basketball player try to throw the ball inter?
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Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2011 07:07 pm
@edgarblythe,
A: Firing Blanks

Q: What does his boss have to do when Johnny Blanks makes copies of his bare butt on the Xerox machine?
DrewDad
 
  4  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2011 07:25 pm
@Ragman,
Answer: State Pen


Question: Where is the Penn State football coach reunion being held?
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2011 07:39 pm
@DrewDad,
A; Sandusky crisis

Q: How do you describe the problem in an Ohio city with a financial budgetary problems?
Lustig Andrei
 
  2  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2011 07:46 pm
@Ragman,
A: Tennis raquet

Q: What kind of crime syndicate are Venus Williams and her sisters involved in?
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George
 
  4  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2011 08:07 pm
Answer: Intensity


Question: Where do the "Occupy" protestors sleep?
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Lustig Andrei
 
  3  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2011 08:10 pm
A: Outrageous

Q: What are you tempted to do when you discover that Rageous is gay?
LionTamerX
 
  3  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2011 08:16 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
A: Kathmandu


Q: What did Catwoman say was her main reason for divorcing Catman.
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Ragman
 
  3  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2011 08:17 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
A: Lustig

Q: When Andrew has a cold but still is horny for his significant other, how do you describe his mood?
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edgarblythe
 
  4  
Reply Mon 14 Nov, 2011 10:24 pm
Carnac





What makes a good mechanic?
Lustig Andrei
 
  4  
Reply Tue 15 Nov, 2011 02:09 am
@edgarblythe,
A: Casserole

Q: What was a female member of the Mamas and the Papas given to appear in a movie?
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Tue 15 Nov, 2011 05:16 am
@Lustig Andrei,
A: Mayan
Q: A guy says he's got "my yang"; what does a woman say she's got?
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Tue 15 Nov, 2011 06:07 am
Goliath




What David did when tired?
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George
 
  4  
Reply Tue 15 Nov, 2011 06:34 am
Answer: Garfield, a fez, and Muammar Gaddafi


Question: Name a well-fed cat, a red hat, and a dead rat.
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