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Mon 14 Nov, 2011 01:39 pm
Answer: "Kaleidoscope"
Question: "What does a doctor use to look at your kaleido?"
Answer: Bada Bing
Question: How does MicroSoft search for a Bada?
Answer: A goober, a cruller, and OmSigDavid.
Question: Name a peanut, a doughnut and a gun nut.
Answer: Niagra Falls
Question: If Viagra rises, what does Niagra do?
I am glad you can do that, george. I have tried a few times but came up with blanks.
Answer: Outlaw
Question: What's an inlaw after a divorce?
@Roberta,
Answer: Internet
Question: What does a basketball player try to throw the ball inter?
@edgarblythe,
A: Firing Blanks
Q: What does his boss have to do when Johnny Blanks makes copies of his bare butt on the Xerox machine?
@Ragman,
Answer: State Pen
Question: Where is the Penn State football coach reunion being held?
@DrewDad,
A; Sandusky crisis
Q: How do you describe the problem in an Ohio city with a financial budgetary problems?
@Ragman,
A: Tennis raquet
Q: What kind of crime syndicate are Venus Williams and her sisters involved in?
Answer: Intensity
Question: Where do the "Occupy" protestors sleep?
A: Outrageous
Q: What are you tempted to do when you discover that Rageous is gay?
@Lustig Andrei,
A: Kathmandu
Q: What did Catwoman say was her main reason for divorcing Catman.
@Lustig Andrei,
A: Lustig
Q: When Andrew has a cold but still is horny for his significant other, how do you describe his mood?
Carnac
What makes a good mechanic?
@edgarblythe,
A: Casserole
Q: What was a female member of the Mamas and the Papas given to appear in a movie?
@Lustig Andrei,
A: Mayan
Q: A guy says he's got "my yang"; what does a woman say she's got?
Goliath
What David did when tired?
Answer: Garfield, a fez, and Muammar Gaddafi
Question: Name a well-fed cat, a red hat, and a dead rat.