Answer: Big Ben, Tom Brady, and a candidate's campaign promises...
Question: What is a clock, a jock and a crock?
@Region Philbis,
Off-color joke warning:
Answer: Attenuate
Question: How do you fondly remember that cheerleader you used to date?
@DrewDad,
Answer: Guns 'n Roses
Question: Name two things OmSig brings with him to a first date.
a: Mainstay
q: What was your vacation destination in northern New England?
Answer: Enterprise
Question: What do you get just for showing up?
A: Prism.
Q: Where did they send Al Capome?
A: National Dyslecsics Association
Q: What does DNA stand for?
Answer: Inappropriate
Question: Where do you put a propriate battery?
Answer: Miss Wisconsin
Question: What won't you do after you leave Milwaukee?
@George,
Ans.: Honolulu
Q.: What do you do when you discover your lulu is dull?
A full moon
What does the tidy bowl man see when you sit on the toilet?
Oncology
What is the study of an interns daily life
The agony and the ecstasy
What do you feel when your brand new Mercedes is rolling down a hill with your spouse inside?
Gonorrhea
What is diahrrea called when it finally stops?
@DrewDad,
A. Secrets and lies
Q. Describe Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign
Answer: Velocity
Question: What's the capital of Velo?
Answer: Tarmac
Question: What's made of macaroni and asphalt?
Answer: Bombogenesis
Question: What did the Italian critic have to say about the new musical about Adam and Eve?
Answer: Pokémon
Question: What do you call a slow Jamaican?
Answer: covfefe
Question: What do you say to a French girl about a cove?
answer: Jack Nicholson, George Burns and Bill Clinton...
question: name a joker, a smoker and a midnight toker...
