10
   

Present your own 'Carnac the Magnificent' jokes

 
 
jespah
 
  4  
Reply Sun 7 Jan, 2018 10:32 am
Answer: Joe Biden, the Cherokee, and Dolly.

Question: Name a veep, a jeep, and a sheep.
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Sun 7 Jan, 2018 10:38 am
Answer: Farcical


Question: What do you call a frozen Jamie Farr?
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lmur
 
  1  
Reply Sun 7 Jan, 2018 10:41 am
Alabaster.

What are Trump's thoughts on Islam?
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jespah
 
  2  
Reply Sun 7 Jan, 2018 11:34 am
Answer: Chapstick

Question: Do you know how men run?
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Sun 7 Jan, 2018 12:08 pm
Answer: Gunsmoke.


Question: What does Peter Gunne do with tobacco?
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CarnacRulz
 
  3  
Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2018 02:20 am
@Region Philbis,
A. Yabba Dabba Doo
Q. What gets in your Yabba Dabba if you leave it on the floor?
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2018 07:29 am
Answer: Hoboken.


Question: Who's related to a bum?
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jespah
 
  3  
Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2018 10:32 am
Answer: Santa Barbara
Question: What's the name of Barbie's Dream Christmas Playhouse?
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George
 
  2  
Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2018 01:04 pm
Answer: Incarnation
Question: What do you call a country where all stores are drive-thru?
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jespah
 
  3  
Reply Mon 8 Jan, 2018 02:07 pm
Answer: Girl Scout cookies

Question: What do Brownies toss?
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