@ossobuco,
What you need osso is six months of incessant materialism. Which is what you would get if nobody incessantly fought it.
Do any other A2Kers have a jack-in-the-box aspect? What are you trying to say? I'll bet that an independent judge would give me first prize for variation, novelty, surprise, scholarship and originality.
Do you think we should all ration ourselves. What is your test for having a jack-in-the-box aspect. I hope it isn't the abuse of the hyphen.
Do you think I should stay out of the pub some nights in case somebody accuses me of jack-in-a-boxing? Or should I go to bed at unusual times?