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Question to those who do or do not doubt Christianity

 
 
reasoning logic
 
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Reply Sun 15 Jul, 2012 06:41 pm
@XXSpadeMasterXX,
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.I am interested in hearing about it...


OK being you twisted my arm. Laughing

It went something like this, I died and went to heaven and I seen the most unusual thing that I would never have expected " I seen all of my friend's faces on clocks.
You know me I question every thing so I asked what are all of my friends faces doing on clocks. An angle told me that they were all of my friends that were still on earth and have not died yet, he proceeded to tell me that every time that they played with themselves that the hands on the clocks would turn. Shocked

I started looking around and I seen Izzy, spendius and others really moving kind of quickly but I was surprised not to see yours "being you are so sexual and everything so I asked where my friend Ryan was. What I was told was that they use your clock in the back for a fan. Shocked
XXSpadeMasterXX
 
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Reply Sun 15 Jul, 2012 06:45 pm
@reasoning logic,
I don't really understand...So the angel told you basically, I play with myself so much, that I was not even a clock? Or was something different? because it moved so fast? Or I was not even worth to be a clock?
reasoning logic
 
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Reply Sun 15 Jul, 2012 06:47 pm
@XXSpadeMasterXX,
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I don't really understand...So the angel told you basically, I play with myself so much, that I was not even a clock?


You don't get it? your hands on the clock were so fast that they decided to use you as a fan. It is a joke I heard long ago. Laughing
XXSpadeMasterXX
 
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Reply Sun 15 Jul, 2012 06:51 pm
@reasoning logic,
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You don't get it? your hands on the clock were so fast that they decided to use you as a fan. It is a joke I heard long ago.

That is what I thought you meant...Because no Angel would reveal, other secrets about people to another...Did you ask him how fast your clock moved? Did he say something like, your clock, is actually a generator for parts of Heaven?? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Wink Wink Razz 2 Cents
reasoning logic
 
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Reply Sun 15 Jul, 2012 06:51 pm
@XXSpadeMasterXX,
How are you doing today?
reasoning logic
 
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Reply Sun 15 Jul, 2012 06:53 pm
@XXSpadeMasterXX,
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Did you ask him how fast your clock moved? Di d he say something like, your clock, is actually a generator for parts of Heaven?


No you see it was only for people who were still alive on earth and I was in heaven. Wink
XXSpadeMasterXX
 
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Reply Sun 15 Jul, 2012 06:54 pm
@reasoning logic,
I am actually doing very well mate, Going on vacation in a few days, and I can not wait...I seem to be stomach sick...And one of my close friends moved away today, and went to Iowa...He was a man who came here from Stockholm...And we talked a lot about Hockey...I am gonna miss him....He gave me some food, and beers to drink, as he left...And I told him, I would drink one about him tonight...So I am gonna crack one now, brb...

How was your day mate?
XXSpadeMasterXX
 
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Reply Sun 15 Jul, 2012 06:57 pm
@reasoning logic,
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No you see it was only for people who were still alive on earth and I was in heaven.

So the Angel was saying...We do not have to wait till you die, or use your energy as a clock? When we have the real thing here, to generate all of Heaven??? Wink Wink Laughing Laughing Laughing Razz

LMAO!!

Just kidding mate!

Thanks I liked the good laugh, and I think you did too!
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XXSpadeMasterXX
 
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Reply Sun 15 Jul, 2012 06:59 pm
@reasoning logic,
Where is that video of Rodney Carrington again??? LMAO!!! Just kidding mate, way too big! Is she a porn star or something?
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reasoning logic
 
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Reply Sun 15 Jul, 2012 07:00 pm
@XXSpadeMasterXX,
It was OK for me I mowed the grass and messed around with the sprinkler system a little more. I am only half way done. I have about 2,000 feet to install. I have to go to bed now because I am a hour late going to bed.
Sorry to hear that a good friend has moved.
XXSpadeMasterXX
 
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Reply Sun 15 Jul, 2012 07:05 pm
@reasoning logic,
Not a problem mate...Have a great night sleep again! Thanks for the best wishes...If he is happy moving, and is gonna enjoy his new life...I am very happy for him, though I will probably never see him again, on Earth...

He will never forget me, And I will never forget him...And no one can ever take that away...No matter where he lives, and where I live! Wink Wink Wink Very Happy

Good night!
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XXSpadeMasterXX
 
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Reply Sun 15 Jul, 2012 07:06 pm
@izzythepush,
Izzy, remember how I said I was stomach sick? I think Djj...Put the curse on me too! (remember? not this again? I was thinking about it all night, over and over in my head! LMAO, that is me...Right now!)

Although, I never chafed down any cider...So I must have pissed off, Montezuma! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!
XXSpadeMasterXX
 
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Reply Sun 15 Jul, 2012 07:16 pm
@FOUND SOUL,
How was your day hun??

I have slept great the past few days...And feel rejuvenated...
XXSpadeMasterXX
 
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Reply Sun 15 Jul, 2012 07:38 pm
@XXSpadeMasterXX,
I know it is night time there mate, enjoy your sleep! and enjoy the laugh in like 5 or 6 hours! no not again! here we go! lol
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FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Mon 16 Jul, 2012 06:32 pm
@XXSpadeMasterXX,
Long time no see Smile

Glad you are sleeping about time, young man !!!!!!!!!!!!

Apart from work? We went to dinner and then a Comedy Show last night, a birthday present from David's Daughter last month, cracked up laughing all the way through twas great. Got home late, up still at 6.30am for the diabetic dog, ouch head !!! Now working again, as I do... Smile
spendius
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jul, 2012 08:18 am
The first paragraph of Chapter 15 of Gibbon's Decline and Fall--

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A CANDID but rational inquiry into the progress and establishment of Christianity may be considered as a very essential part of the history of the Roman empire. While that great body was invaded by open violence, or undermined by slow decay, a pure and humble religion gently insinuated itself into the minds of men, grew up in silence and obscurity, derived new vigour from opposition, and finally erected the triumphant banner of the Cross on the ruins of the Capitol. Nor was the influence of Christianity confined to the period or to the limits of the Roman empire. After a revolution of thirteen or fourteen centuries, that religion is still professed by the nations of Europe, the most distinguished portion of human kind in arts and learning as well as in arms. By the industry and zeal of the Europeans it has been widely diffused to the most distant shores of Asia and Africa; and by the means of their colonies has been firmly established from Canada to Chili, in a world unknown to the ancients.
XXSpadeMasterXX
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jul, 2012 06:40 pm
@FOUND SOUL,
Great hun! I am happy you had a great time! I will be leaving to go to up-state New York, on Thursday...I can not wait!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell him I said, happy Birthday!

Anything new?
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XXSpadeMasterXX
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jul, 2012 06:48 pm
@spendius,
Christianity is never gonna fall, either...They will not be overtaken, and converted, by Muslims, like India was...either...In the US...

Christianity is going to continue to grow, as will irreligious...And they will be the only ones, who explode...till the end, of time....

Well there will become less and less believers, as the world comes closer to the end...As they are not meant to be here...But they will never fully be gone, or swallowed up....Even in scripture, as the Angels are addressing the 7 continents...As one...there is a Martyr, who is tragically killed in what I interpret as Australia, named...Antipas...Which tells me, believers will still be here....

I think every other one...Will fade off, at some point...

Or try to swallow another...

But it will not happen to Christianity...

And anyone who tries to do it, to Christianity, will find, it is a futile attempt...
reasoning logic
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jul, 2012 06:51 pm
@XXSpadeMasterXX,
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anyone who tries to do it, to Christianity, will find, it is a futile attempt..


Good luck on that Ryan, As far as I can tell by history all religions evolve into something a bit different.

Even Jesus evolved , have you seen all the different images of Jesus?
XXSpadeMasterXX
 
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Reply Tue 17 Jul, 2012 07:06 pm
@reasoning logic,
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Good luck on that Ryan, As far as I can tell by history all religions evolve into something a bit different.

They may evolve, but the main core principals, will always be acknowledged...

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Even Jesus evolved , have you seen all the different images of Jesus?

His image is only symbolic...Does not matter what different people, make him look like...He is universally known...Therefor, his image, in not the important thing, but his messages are...And if he is real, he could look like all those different images, if he wanted too...And people would know him, by his presence alone....It is not his image, but he, who is God...And if real, you would know it, when you were with him...

Therefor, it does not matter if the religion, and he, evolve...His church, and he, himself, will always be here....

The adversities they face, and survive today...should show this, to you...

It does to me...

What do you think will happen in 10,000 years from now? the Irreligious, will keep trying to evolve...And the faithful believers, will still believe...You either believe or do not...What do they need to evolve, in order to remain faithful to Jesus?

Life will be different, but many will still believe in Jesus...Do you believe the world will someday, be pure of all religions? I say, Good luck with that...The world will be gone, way before that ever happens....

Apostles would never dream of a world, with computers...But people who believe in Jesus, evolved, and use the computer to spread the words of God, like me...They use the advancements, to help them...

Another reason, why I do not understand, No innate purpose, to anything...And everything by chance...

They go hand and hand...Irreligious, are not gonna evolve, and leave religion in the dust...the religious, will evolve, just like everyone, but use it to their benefits...In saving souls...

 

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