@BillRM,
I know you're stupid, but sometimes I forget just how stupid you are. How could describing France as lying north of Germany be considered sarcastic?
The sarcasm, such as it was, was contained in the phrase 'oh so green Germany' not France's location relative to Germany.
The fact is you're wrong, and you're either too stupid to see you're wrong, or so stupid that you think anyone will believe your sarcasm bullshit.
Here's something you've probably not come across before, a map with a handy little compass point so you can work out just how wrong you are.