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Sat 21 May, 2011 11:34 am
It's past noon, and Mathematics doesn't lie. The Apocalypse starts today, May 21, not like all those other predictions whose math was bad. So who's been taken up to heaven in the Rapture? It's already tomorrow in Australia, dlowan are you there? Deb's a heathen, she's probably just asleep. The Boston contingent's pretty cynical--I bet Reg and Jes were rejected too and littlek started the "Atheist" thread, so there's no hope for her. Thomas can outargue god, he's probably got a great big "FAIL" stamp on his heaven visa. pom, you still down here? There's still some hope for okie, he's farther west, and he's god-fearing. If he goes the good news is one less vote for Sarah Palin. Oh, I forgot, we rejects have only five months left, so no vote in 2012. So who of you losers are still here?
In case you missed the prediction, here it is. Better read it quick, you're running out of time to get your affairs in order.
http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/rapture
@MontereyJack,
I can't find my dog.. He's a good dog too, loyal, honorable, trustworthy to a fault. If anything was worthy of being raptured he is. -
--------Oh wait here he comes, he was out chasing rabbits.
Rap
Sorry about your dog, raprap. Apparently Hollywood, that cesspit of sin and corruption, blew it again. Looks like "All Dogs Go to Heaven" and "All Dogs Go to Heaven 2" were both just fairy tales. At least he'll have a companion for the next five months, till the hellfire gets us all.
Oh, okay, on further research, the guy thinks it's not gonna start until 6pm EST, so we've still got a couple hours. Set your watches... And if you care about your new car, better not be driving then.
http://powerwall.msnbc.msn.com/business/your-guide-to-the-end-of-the-world-1688853.story
@MontereyJack,
MontereyJack wrote:So, who's been Raptured?
Would they be able to tell us?
@Reyn,
It's after 6, but our wash is still in the dryer. Perhaps there's a courtesy there, where they wait until the towels are fluffy.
I spent most of the day lounging, playing with the dog, petting the cats, goofing with Mo, and reading.
So, yeah, I think I've been raptured.
Djjd hasn't posted at all today. Normally, he would be the last person I would expect to have been Raptured.
@Reyn,
I don't think so. This is my first rapture, but I think they just 'vanish'. I'm pretty sure the neighbors across the street will go (they're saints). The bad news is their house will be abandoned...the good news is they have an awesome home theater setup!!
already 9am on 22nd here - I ain't seen no rapcher
Coulda used it last night - dinner with friends turned out to be OK pizza and karaoke....yeccchhh!!!
@MontereyJack,
Anyone rupture...I mean RAPtured ain't signin' in by definition.
It's 7:48. I'm dismayed to report there's been no rapture of anything. ;(
Guess I'll pay my bills now.
@Ceili,
Yeah, no rapture, but also no rain, which was predicted for the whole weekend.
I think Harold Camping has set a new record: the only poerson to make two failed end-of-the-world predictions in two different years, in two different decades, in two different centuries, and in two different millennia, and it's gonna take a thousand years for anyone to break that record.
@MontereyJack,
I slept late. Did I miss it?
I didn't expect to be rapturized, but I thought I might hear something.
@MontereyJack,
No, I haven't been "raptured".
Nor am I ever likely to be.
How/why do idiotic pronouncements like this one receive so much media attention?
It's a mystery to me.
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