Gus
Gus, you uncovered the fraud. Not only does "Bob" not fit Bob, his skinny leather leggings clad legs ain't bowed either. What decent cowboy has straight legs?
And when did you last see a cowboy with a parrot named Fred on his shoulder? I'm heart broken at being deceived.
What a sham!
BBB
One of the cowboy greats of old B movies was named Bob - Bob Steele. He was as rootin tootin as any cowboy you'd find.
Edgar
Edgar, Bob had to curb his "rootin tootin" ways while in the hospital cause they would have thrown him out along with the stink he was creating. The nurses knew he was serious when he threatened to decorate the walls of his room with smeared feces (from too much tootin) if they didn't let him go home to Fred. He let Diane come along home with him just for the amusement.
BBB
Dys did right to get out once they had done what was reasonable. A hospital bed is no place to recover.
truth
BBB, I don't give a hoot (Gibson) about "Bob's" straight legs or his parrot. That's nothing compared to my greatest disappointment: my favorite movie cowboy was Randolf Scott. That name, Randolf, was bad enough, but it turned out that his lover's name was Cary Grant. That's right: Cary. At least our drug store cowboy's lover's name is Diane. What a relief!!!.
JLNobody
JLNobody, oh dear, now you've put me in a quandry. Since we're all comin clean about our real names, I guess I'm forced to reveal that Diane ain't all she appears to be. I hope it doesn't break your heart to learn that it ain't Diane; it Duane. Dys is going to be so upset when he finds out, I'm afraid it will land him back in hospital.
BBB
Pardon my while I whip this thing - oops! Wrong actor.
truth
BBB, oh such cruelty!
Y'all know I'm relieved. Hiya Bob!!!!!!
JL
JL, that's what happens when nuns go bad.
BBB
Wowsa!
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I'm thrilled!
Yes, life is good.
Bob really was a cowboy and farmer. He had a place in southern Colorado next to his grandfather. Raised cattle, pigs, sheep and farmed. He is amazing in the number of things he knows about. He's actually a man who really knows how to fix things.
BBB, later, when I get him into a bubble bath with me, he'll know for sure my name ain't Duane. LOL
Diane
Diane, Bubbling Bob? I can see it now! Oh, oh, not supposed to peek.
BBB
Diane, be gentle with him!
Littlek
Littlek, Bob just phoned me to tell LittleK to mind her own business! :wink: :wink:
BBB
A bubble bath, omigod.
And that's what they call leggings? I have gone to our intertribal store and looked at boot type moccasins, but none so fetching as those, ehbeth, though, really I prefer brownish and of course to fit. I know, I know, I'm not a cowboy, but I like moccasins...
John Wayne made great cowboy movies. His real name was Marion...so there is nothing wrong with a cowboy named Bob.
Ehbeth, those mocs are available at amazon, cheesits, we could get them through a2k!!
