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Predictions for 2004 anyone?

 
 
Reply Mon 29 Dec, 2003 10:18 pm
-Terrorist attack in US by July. Martial Law declared, elections cancelled "for the duration of the emergency."

-Civil war in Iraq immediately after US names Chalabi President .

-Sharon Regime in Israel launches full scale attacks on Palestinians, Jordan, Egypt retaliate. "Low Yield" nuclear blast destroys Jerusalem.

-US, supporting its ally, launches military operations against Egypt, Syria, Jordan,etc... Administration couches this action in millenial fundy rhetoric. "Battling Islamic Antichrist, etc...."

-Russia, supporting the rest of the UNSC, condemns the actions of the US. Preisdent for Life Bush (or, as he likes to be called, "Our Lord") orders arrest of UN personnell. Summary arrests and executions of Arab Americans begin.

-Dissent is named treason, punishable by death.

-Courts dissolved in favour of tribunal system.

-Legislative branch disbanded in the name of national security. Few senators who resist executed, their bodies hung from lamposts on Capitol Hill.

-Bush orders Russia to removes its forces from the land of Zion.

-Nuclear strike launched at Russia, China.

-In retaliation, Washington, NY, Boston, LA, Denver, etc.. leveled.

-Happy new year.

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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 12:09 am
hobit, A bit far-fetched except your last line; Happy New Year. Wink
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 07:05 am
Like all the New Years that I have lived through before, people will predict gloom and doom. On December 31, 2004 there will be people again predicting gloom and doom in 2005. But like it has before, the world WILL go on.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Very Happy
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 07:41 am
Remember chaiyah on abuzz? I loved how, each year , there would be a host of new cataclysmic events that the planet would endure. She was foreever pre dating these events as if each year was gonna be our last . well, I joined abuzz in 2001 and , as you say Phoenix, we are still here.
As far as the hobbits predictions, hes just havin some paranoia fun.
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 07:50 am
In 2004:

There will be hurricanes, and people will die.

There will be earthquakes, and people will die.

People will freeze to death and they will die of heatstroke.

People will die of hunger and from diseases known and curable as well as unknown and uncurable. They will die from wounds inflicted in wars, by terrorist acts, behind and under an automobile's wheels, in fits of rage by loved ones, and by their own hand.

Several famous people will die, most of natural causes.

Many infamous and unfamous will also expire.

More people, however, will be born than will die on this planet during the coming year.

There will be a Presidential election in the US in November (of this prediction I am the least sure.)
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 08:51 am
I will get a record deal, a couple of years in the sun....and retire a comfortable rock n roll icon......if I get a good accountant...I will begin promoting young bands and bring them along, encouraging them to follow their dreams and screw anyone who doesn't like it...because life is short.....all for my 20% off the top of course :wink:
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 10:44 am
Such optimism here! Can't say I disagree, though.

Thanks for reminding me of chaiyah, farmerman. I miss her, too. Her sense of righteousness and sensitivity to criticism. It was almost sweet...
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 10:58 am
I am going to drink beer.
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 11:00 am
Mature adults will bemoan the state of the younger generation, and shudder at the thought of them taking charge of the world in a few years.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 11:02 am
That's like saying the earth will spin.
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hobitbob
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 12:20 pm
I will put on another five pounds.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 02:31 pm
Of muscle.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 02:40 pm
Just don't use steroids.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 30 Dec, 2003 02:44 pm
Well it surely isn't going to be aided with the use of ephedra.
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CerealKiller
 
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Reply Wed 31 Dec, 2003 12:39 pm
Saddam will escape. Bush will win re-election by tackling him on WhiteHouse lawn.

Ashcroft will get arrested for picking up a transvestite hooker.

Mark Madsen will be invited to the parade when the Lakers win the NBA championship.

Britney Spears will check herself into Betty Ford.

They'll find out mad cow disease is nothing more than PMS.

William "the Fridge" Perry eats himself to death.

Dennis Rodman will commit suicide after finding out he's HIV positive.

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck will come out of the closet.

The Simpsons get cancelled.
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au1929
 
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Reply Wed 31 Dec, 2003 04:56 pm
Bush will get re-elected and the liberals will keep whining about Bush's non-election in 2000.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 31 Dec, 2003 07:55 pm
au, I sincerely doubt that the democrats are gonna 'grow' that much! They're still attacking each other, and their cry after the next election for GWBush will be that they were attacked by their own party members. Wink
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au1929
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 10:03 am
It is time that the far left understand that they are out of touch with the American people.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 01:29 pm
I think it's the perfect time to establish a third party that can compete effectively with the repubs and GWBush.
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au1929
 
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Reply Thu 1 Jan, 2004 01:40 pm
C.I
Yes a centrist party. Neither far right or far left.
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