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Which Atheism is the One True Atheism?

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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 01:29 am
@edgarblythe,

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Why are women sometimes atheists, knowing their babies will then go to hell?



Er....come again?
McTag
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 01:31 am
@edgarblythe,

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Christians will likely send them choice razzberries on their way to paradise.


How unchristian.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 06:27 am
@McTag,
McTag wrote:


Quote:
Why are women sometimes atheists, knowing their babies will then go to hell?



Er....come again?

Atheists communicate their lack of faith to children. Children are influenced to reject faith, thereby going to hell (generally speaking, of course - M O'Hare's son became a minister or something).
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 06:28 am
@McTag,
McTag wrote:


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Christians will likely send them choice razzberries on their way to paradise.


How unchristian.

It's all in good natured fun. Like the discussions we have on a2k.
BillRM
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 06:53 am
@edgarblythe,
Only one son of O'haro is heaven bound the other son went to hell with his mother when they was murder.

I will say hi to them when my time come.

You are a silly person indeed.............
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BillRM
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 07:08 am
@edgarblythe,
I hear that Disney is setting up a tour package to heaven and hell for those interested in seeing how they will be spending eternally.

The Devil had already reach a deal but Jesus is holding out for a larger share of the net.

In related news Santa Claus business manger is still in talk concerning tours to the North Pole workshops with Disney.

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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 07:14 am
@edgarblythe,
I felt no obligation to publically show my lack of faith by dressing up in appropriate tribal regalia (Complete with the anachronistic nektie thing) and flocking down to a big building that is there for the sole purpose of making everyone feel inadequate without the help of the priest who interprets the words of the divine .
Instead I watched a rerun of a garden show.

I now consider myself a REformed Horticulturist
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 07:18 am
You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

-- D. Parker
BillRM
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 07:33 am
The Playboy corp. is in heavy talk with the prophet Muhammad on having adult sex tours using sex angels.

The tours will start with a simulation of taking over a passenger plane and flying it into some building shouting Allah is great to set the correct mood.

Playboy spoke person stated that they are of the firm opinion that the Muslim heaven tour will outsell the Disney Christian heaven and hell combine tours.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 07:41 am
@Setanta,
hominy years you been waitin to use that one?
Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 08:10 am
That joke makes me grits my teeth . . .
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 10:47 am
You guys are being silly. That's what I love about coming here.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 14 Mar, 2011 12:51 pm
Cambrian Explosion.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 14 Mar, 2011 01:08 pm
@farmerman,
Four score and seven years.
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 14 Mar, 2011 04:45 pm
@edgarblythe,

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Cambrian Explosion.


Edgar! Are you hoping to convince anyone that the Cambrian Explosion is anything to do with Genesis and other Bible stories?
I personally don't think it is.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 14 Mar, 2011 05:03 pm
@McTag,
(innocently) Who? Me?
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 14 Mar, 2011 08:57 pm
@edgarblythe,
http://www.godispretend.net/wp-content/uploads/47196mrgruff.gif
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 14 Mar, 2011 09:33 pm
@firefly,
Ah. A kindred soul speaks.
McTag
 
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Reply Tue 15 Mar, 2011 02:42 pm
@edgarblythe,

I won't write on this thread again, because I think it might be impolite.

It amuses me, though, to consider that the Catholics, the Jews, the Mormons, the Baptists and dozens of other branches of protestantism, the Muslims and the various other eastern religions, all tell their adherents that the way to the kingdom of heaven lies only through them.

Can they all be right?
Francis
 
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Reply Tue 15 Mar, 2011 02:47 pm
@McTag,
Sure, I'm the only one who is going to hell..

And happy too, getting rid of the goody two shoes..
 

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