Recommend a country for us to emigrate to?

Antarctica sounds good.

Definitely not Australia - we have enough crackpots we're trying to thump some sense into!

and ed waant all ya GEZoleen.
wim looks a bit like this. I understand that youve hadda deal with these kinds before.

No, please! Don't give them ideas!
They're fine where they are.
If they come over we may as well start (another) revolution.

They can go to Northern Mexico, though. Juarez, for example.

good idea..

You're an evil man, Boss . . .

Juárez is actually a good solution.


4,500 orphans left by the drug war. Easy piecy adoptions.





Check.
Good public social security, and unlike the UK, it is totally FREE of charge.



In fact, it is not recommended to go to a private surgeon, specially if s/he has a patient who has recently been shot (means the clinic might receive a load of bullets, or possibly a granade).



Not only reasonable. Absolute bargains.
Lavish houses have been abandoned,



and whole new developments for the working class are waiting for their first home owners at ridiculous prices.





Better be the man. That's the conservative solution. And... errr... being a woman working out in Juarez is not that safe.

Sometimes I very nearly love you, Fbaezer.

That's classic.

antoher whinging POM is just what we dont need in Australia.

Burma is lovely.

I see Thialand is on the short list. You should go there.

Not heard of it myself, but it's obviously a very different place to the similarly spelled "Thailand" if it fits your criteria.

You really should be looking for sanctuary in America like every other religious nutbag in Europe for the last 500 years.

He ain't European. I'm sure of that, as I discussed above.

I can answer this one!

please do