I like ferrets too... And you might think I'm a human who likes ferret, but I'm really a ferret who likes the internet and has learned how to operate your primitive machines. But you won't believe that, nor the fact that all the ferrets of the world are going to enslave your puny race, so I can state it with impunity.
And why only a few seconds? Well, I guess he got bored with your tiny intellect.
J/K - about your intellect.
The rest is true...