A train ride, anyone?
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Riding the Crazy Train
January 22, 2004
By MAUREEN DOWD
WASHINGTON -- Whoa! That was quite the steroid-infused
performance. Who's the guy's political consultant - Russell
Crowe? He was so in-your-face, smirking his trademark
smirk, it was disturbing to think of him in charge of the
military. It's a good thing he stopped drinking and started
talking about God.
You wonder how many votes he scared off with that
testosterone festival: the taunting message, the
self-righteous geographic litany of support? The
Philippines. Thailand. Italy. Spain. Poland. Denmark.
Bulgaria. Ukraine. Romania. The Netherlands. Norway. El
Salvador.
Can you believe President Bush is still pushing the
cockamamie claim that we went to war in Iraq with a real
coalition rather than a gaggle of poodles and lackeys?
His State of the Union address took his swaggering sheriff
routine to new heights. "America will never seek a
permission slip to defend the security of our country," he
vowed.
Translation: Hey, we don't need no stinking piece of paper
to bring it on in other countries. If it feels good, we'll
do it, and we'll decide later why we did it. You lookin' at
me?
Sure, Howard Dean was also over the top when he uttered the
squeal heard round the world. With one guttural primary
primal scream, he went from Internet deity to World Wide
Wacko and remix victim, with the scream mixed in on Web
sites to punctuate Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train."
Yes, Howard, you know you're in trouble when Chris Matthews
says you make him look like Jim Lehrer; when David
Letterman compares you to a hockey dad; when The New York
Post suggests you have a "God complex." (As Alec Baldwin's
twisted doctor said in "Malice": "You ask me if I have a
God complex? Let me tell you something. I am God.")
Once Michael Dukakis got in trouble when he failed to get
angry when asked how he would react if his wife were raped
and murdered.
But Dr. Dean's snarly, teeth-baring Iowa finale was so
Ross-Perot-scare-off-the-women-and-horses crazy that some
Democrats on Capitol Hill, already anxious about the
tightly wound doctor, confessed they could not imagine that
jabbing finger anywhere near The Button.
But Republicans were thrilled when Mr. Bush strutted up
onstage on Tuesday night to basically tell the country that
if you don't vote for him in November, you're giving up in
the war on terrorism. "We've not come all this way -
through tragedy, and trial and war - only to falter and
leave our work unfinished," he asserted, as if all those
Democrats racing from Iowa to New Hampshire in the middle
of the night were crying out to the voters: "Falter!
Falter!"
Dr. Dean's poll numbers are diving because people freezing
in New Hampshire think he's too hot.
President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney are better at
looking cool. But their dissing the U.N. - that palace of
permission slips - and their doctrine of pre-emption are
just as hot, and so was Mr. Bush's cocky implicit defense
of the idea that if you whack one Middle East dictator, the
rest will fall in line. "Nine months of intense
negotiations involving the United States and Great Britain
succeeded with Libya, while 12 years of diplomacy with Iraq
did not," he said. "For diplomacy to be effective, words
must be credible, and no one can now doubt the word of
America."
Maybe he's right, but what about Bill Clinton's line that
unless we want to occupy every country in the world, maybe
our policy should also concentrate on making friends
instead of targets? The president and vice president like
to present a calm, experienced demeanor, but their foreign
policy is right out of the let's-out-crazy-the-bad-guys
style of Mel Gibson's cop in "Lethal Weapon" movies.
For proof of how intemperate their policy has been, compare
this year's State of the Union with last year's. Last year
it was all about Iraq's frightening weapons. This year the
only reference was to "dozens of weapons of mass
destruction-related program activities and significant
amounts of equipment that Iraq concealed from the United
Nations."
Would Americans have supported a war to go get "program
activities?" What is a program activity? Where is the White
House speechwriters' ombudsman?
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/01/22/opinion/22DOWD.html?ex=1075778929&ei=1&en=a84dc5c5872c573c