Shocking and Awful
May 6, 2004
By MAUREEN DOWD
WASHINGTON
Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz were swanning around in
black tie at the White House Correspondents' dinner on
Saturday night, mingling with le hack Washington and a
speckling of shiny imports, like John Kerry's former
Tinseltown gal-pal Morgan Fairchild, Ben Affleck, a
Victoria's Secret model who was not Gisele and several
"Apprentice" alumni who were not Omarosa.
The Pentagon potentates seemed unburdened by the spreading
storm kicked up by the torture pictures shown on "60
Minutes II" and about to appear in The New Yorker - the
latest example of a dysfunctional and twisted occupation
warped by arrogance over experience, ideology over common
sense.
When a beaming Mr. Wolfowitz stopped at my table to greet
an admiring Republican, I wanted to snap, "Get back to your
desk, Mr. Myopia from Utopia!" Shouldn't these woolly
headed warriors burn the midnight Iraqi oil - long enough
for Wolfie to learn the body count for dead American troops
and for Rummy to read Gen. Antonio Taguba's whole report on
"horrific abuses" at Abu Ghraib?
Sure, the secretary of defense has had two months to read
the report, but as he complained to Matt Lauer, it's
awfully thick: "When I'm asked a question as to whether
I've read the entire report, I answer honestly that I have
not. It is a mountain of paper and investigative material."
Goodness gracious, where is Evelyn Wood now that we need
her?
Can't the hawks who dragged us into this hideous unholy war
at least pay attention to a crisis of American credibility
that's exposing Iraq and the world to more dangers every
day? For the defense chief and the president to party two
nights in a row, Friday at Rummy's house and Saturday at
the Washington Hilton, is, to borrow a Rummy line,
"unhelpful in a fundamental way."
President Bush also seemed in a buoyant mood on Saturday.
But he might think about getting just a tad more involved
so he doesn't have to first see on TV, as he clicks around
between innings, the pictures sparking a huge worldwide,
American-reputation-shattering military scandal. And so he
doesn't keep nattering about how we had to go to war to
close Iraq's torture chambers, when they are "really not
shut down so much as under new management," as Jon Stewart
drily put it.
Most Republicans seemed in a "party on, Garth" mood, less
concerned with Humpty Dumpty Iraq or Unjolly Green Giant
John Kerry than with the unfairness of a world where Jeb
Bush would probably not be able to succeed his brother. "By
2008," a wistful Republican fund-raiser said, "there'll
probably be Bush fatigue."
It seems nothing can make hard-core hawks criticize the war
(even the request for $25 billion more). Rush Limbaugh
compared the prison torture to "a college fraternity
prank," like a Skull and Bones initiation.
Michael Eisner evidently also feels the Bush dynasty will
survive because he is balking at distributing a new
documentary by Michael Moore that criticizes President
Bush's 9/11 actions and ties with the Saudis, probably out
of fear that Jeb will come after his Disney World tax
breaks.
Senator Kerry jumped on the president yesterday for saying
nothing about Crown Prince Abdullah's "outrageous
anti-Semitic comments" that terrorists in Saudi Arabia get
funds from "Zionists." The prince's remarks - and arrests
of reformers - show that, far from transforming the Mideast
into democracies that flower with love of America and
Israel, the bumbling neo-cons have unleashed a rash of
racism, revenge and hate.
Colin Powell's chief of staff, Larry Wilkerson, tells GQ
magazine that Wolfie is "a utopian" like Lenin: "You're
never going to bring utopia, and you're going to hurt a lot
of people in the process of trying to do it."
Just when you thought things couldn't get worse, The
Associated Press reports from London that "U.S. soldiers
who detained an elderly Iraqi woman last year placed a
harness on her, made her crawl on all fours and rode her
like a donkey."
And Douglas Feith, the defense under secretary who was in
charge of Iraqi postwar planning and the secret unit that
furnished prêt-à-porter intelligence to back up Dick
Cheney's doomsday scenarios, told conservatives that the
administration might set up an office to plan postwar
operations for future wars.
Well, on the one hand, it would be refreshing to have a
postwar plan. On the other: future wars???
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