@izzythepush,
There's a great cod-political analysis in terms of cows, part of which goes: Conservatism: you have two cows. And you're bloody well keeping them away from those poor people, because they enjoy being poor.
Socialism: you have two cows. The government takes one and gives it your neighbour.
Liberalism: you have two cows. But they both wander round freely and you can't ever manage to milk both together. The better parts of the rest of it include: Capitalism: you have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and then starve in order to feed the calves.
Communism: you have two cows. The government takes both and gives you some of the milk.
Facism: you have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.
Federalism: you have two cows. You milk both, but then both cows assert their sub-federal autonomy and veto your central authority to drink the milk. The alternatives to this are almost endless, of course.
M B Drennan, Oxford UK
Liberalism looks a lot like Socialism here. Currently. In the country I was talking about. Not yours.
http://harvardpolitics.com/united-states/liberalism-versus-socialism/