My Eyes Are Up Here

Yes, but how is the health of the gawkee affected?

Maybe the german Govt will hire Gawkees as a preventative healthcare measure

I hope they are not suggesting that I spend 10 minutes looking at one set of headlights.

Much rather it would be 60 sets at 5 seconds a set.
Joe(the other half of the time would be focused on those eyes)Nation

I think that's good plan

I look forward to a very long life

gawkee's health is not affected at all because the typical gawker is very, very good at gawking without letting gawkee know that they are being gawked at.

unless there is drooling involved, then all bets are off...

i like small breasts, do i get to look twice as long

Ten bucks says she just got a boob job.

nah, that's only what the gawker thinks!

She's just looking out for her geriatric patients

Reminds me of a time where I saw a really gorgeous girl in the mall and I was staring. Not at her chest, but at her legs. They were perfect. Anyhow my wife was with me and I didn't realize she saw me looking. I walked blindly into a signboard. My wife knew it was there and decided not to warn me. The girl, however, was non the wiser to the event.

Don't make mountains out of molehills.

I think most women know when they are being looked at, most men don't do subtle well. I once read an article about how women having better peripheral vision than men and therefore we can get away with sneaky looks better than the boys. Now let's check out some tight asses, ladies.

Things like that do happen, I saw a traffic accident happen because a Beautiful Woman was walking. Luckily I was sitting in the cafe watching her instead of in my car.

That's why they invented the mirror sunglasses.

Very lucky for you!

I suppose if her heartrate goes up it would be a plus, right?

My Eyes Are Up Here

Yeah, yeah, hold your horses, will ya? I'll get to them.

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My Eyes Are Up Here

Okay, okay, keep your shirt ... on, what am I saying?

Nah, stress has been found to have all kinds of bad effects.

And as all the women here have been saying, YES we know when it's happening. We don't do anything about it because our options are a) open up a topic of conversation that we have no interest in pursuing, b) get all up in someone's face, which gets tiring after a bit, or c) ignore it and let them think we have no idea.

There is the occasional d) of course, which is "the gawker is actually quite cute and the attention is welcomed," but I'd say that's vanishingly rare, partly because the act of gawking automatically takes off about 87 thousand cute points.