My Eyes Are Up Here

Hey! What about me? I was there, too!!!

oh yeah I forgot, when I wasn't staring at mames' boobs I was staring at evas'.

Me too. Who doesn't?

Okay now, that's just sick.
I've ogled many crotches, but to stare at a yucky person's crutches is just...WRONG.
You really should talk to a professional about that, deb.

Thank you, Dys. I feel much better now.

that's why I use a cane, crutches are just a plea for sympathy.

I should think you'd be grateful for all the help you can get. And Eva's boobs are much more dramatic, both hers and shewolf's. Can't think how I missed them, other than I'm not a gawker-guy.

I don't think of this just passin' by, just lookin' ones as gawkers though.

But yeah, the distinction becomes pretty fine. Those guys don't bother me much either, I know what you mean.

Context is a lot. When I had to deal with this on a near-constant basis (young, summer, public transportation), any addition to that really set me on edge. Now that I experience it less it's less annoying.

Crotches then!

"That's how cleavage works. It's not a smart bomb. It's not a laser-guided weapon. You might hit your target; there's also going to be a lot of collateral damage. You might hit the guy in the Porsche. You're also going to hit the guy with one tooth driving by on the bus." ~ Greg Giraldo

http://comedians.jokes.com/greg-giraldo/videos/greg-giraldo---cleavage

I prefer not to look and to catch the occasional double take by stuck up women who expect it. In some countries it elicits almost an offended look. The woman will have her nose up in the air and a confident saunter expecting the aggressive gawking and when ignored will often be the one to look to see what went wrong and if her gaydar is broken.

I happen to think the American woman is absolutely ridiculous about gawking but don't gawk myself. It just makes people stuck up and isn't going to get any guy anywhere. I never understood the guys who honk at girls, what do they think? That the girl is gonna drop everything and hop in?

But I don't understand the women who act so damn offended at the (often partially cultivated) attention either. It has always struck me as equal part offense and equal part theater for many women.

HA! That's funny - We have a lot of hottie mama's at the ball park. My husband says he always has a hard time looking at their faces because of all the cleavage. He said his eyes wander down no matter how hard he tries to look at their faces.

yeah right.

I didn't need to do any study to find this out. I've known for a long time that a pair of breasts can always improve my day.

Me too.

I tend to take the initial booby glimpse as a bit of a compliment - but the staring as I'm talking always garners a sideways head duck by me - trying to get my eyes in their exaggerated field of vision. Have said on a few occasions, "Here I am" with a smile... If you've showcased the girls with a low cut top - c'mon!

Could you bear with me for a bit, I've still got your neck, mouth and nose to do before I get to your eyes?

I am rather tall, so I am used to that a lot of men are in eye level to my breasts,
a glimpse here and there doesn't bother me, but blatantly staring at them when
I talk to the guy, makes me angry.
We had a corporate attorney I had to deal with once in a while and he never ever looked me in the eyes. I made it my mission to replace him, (he was a lousy attorney too), it took me a few years, but I succeeded in the end.
So watch out, guys!!!

I propose a test, for both females and males, just to make it fair and balanced.

CJ, you post a frontal pic from the waist up, full monte [sp??], and we, individually, look at the pic for some reasonable length of time, say, 30 minutes and we record the time for eye contact versus breast contact.

Yes, that's what I'm talking about. It's the blatant staring, but to be honest, it's been years. Maybe, like I said, men are better at being unobtrusive about it, or maybe it's because of my age and I'm hanging around with older men or maybe the men I hang around with wouldn't be blatant about it. I just don't notice it, so maybe it isn't happening? But I look at people, like Eva said, so I guess they're looking at me. I just never think about it.

I seldom notice a woman's breasts, but I know Alex notices everyone's because he will describe a woman that way, "the blonde with the small boobs", etc. That doesn't help me at all because I don't register her boobs. Funny how different we are.

But I gotta say, I notice men's butts And women's, come to that.

I hope this is the one.

Rodney Carrington Show Them To Me ***WORKSAFE***

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbihpBjckvk