Should I worry????

there are many ways to gratify yourself sexually besides vaginal intercourse and you will not have to worry about impregnating her.

Also you will have hours of fun exploring all these options and they are all free!!!!! Well, a few things require a visit to your local adult book store for tools and supplies, but it's a one time expense with care and maintenance, just keep plenty of lubricant and batteries around.


Please keep us posted as we are all interested in helping the young people :wink:

I would suggest a strong pre-nup.

Dear BPB, what did you have in mind ?

The Bear merely suggests...tries to be helpful......shows his caring side....and what do I get for it? Snide remarks and innuendo....I am hurt and insulted....you guys know how sensitive I am...........

What snide remarks ?? I was actually looking for some tips from an (obviously) well experienced man !!

I have a suggestion for Gautam, but can I post it? Hmm....ever try a 'rusty trombone'? This one goes both ways, man/woman, man/man, it's all good...bet yer curious now...

leave it to a chef to be expert at tossing a sald.....

Okay I'll be honest and admit, I have no idea what "rusty trombone" is !!

Remember, I am still an innocent, naive country boy from India, in the big bad world of London !!

:::leans closer to the door in order to hear better:::

Lol to BPB! Well...a 'rusty trombone' involves one partner getting on all fours, then the other partner simultaneously gives a rim job and a hand job. There you go.

Aaaaaaah !! So that is what it is called !!!!

Where does the rusty part come in? Seems like you'd have to be rather limber and um, well oiled.


Wonder if I shouldn't ask such questions while Gautam is at work.

there are many names for it.....in years past, my second wife and I used to merely call it Thursday......

PS butterfly...consider the color of rust....what do we have to do email you link?

Oh dont worry - Gautam is hardly working these days - the reasons to be disclosed on a later date - talks like this keeps me amused

in the spirit of intellectual development and understanding I offer you......

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+trombone

urbandictionary.com rocks.

Nope, BPB I think I got the picture.

Just watch out for santorum.

What is santorum ?

The forthy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes a byproduct of anal sex.

Aren't you glad you asked?

(Rick Santorum is a horrible gay-baiting Senator who has been immortalized by the readers of Dan Savage's "Savage Love" column. There was a contest for what the word "santorum" should mean, and the above won.)