Sports headlines from 
Ironic Times:
Major League Baseball Takes Tough Stance on Steroids
Selig Orders Steinbrenner to immediately rename 
House that Ruth Built Androstenedione Stadium
	
Barry Bonds to Give Back 134 Home Runs
Agreement allows him to keep playing, 
but puts him behind Harmon Killebrew on all-time list
	
Hank Aaron, Willie Mays, Stan Musial, Duke Snider 
Injected With Anabolic Steroids

All say they're looking forward to spring training