@ossobuco,
I think this one is both odd and moderately humorous -
Fan hurls hot dog toward Tiger Woods
from the SF Chronicle golf blog (I didn't know they had one of those)
Tiger Woods’ final round at the Frys.com Open took a strange, memorable turn today — a spectator ducked under the ropes, walked onto the No. 7 green and threw a hot dog, bun and all, toward Woods.
The fan, described by authorities as a white, 31-year-old male from Santa Rosa, got no closer than 30 to 40 feet from Woods. Witnesses described the man as standing about 5-foot-10 and weighing more than 200 pounds.
Jose Cardoza, a sergeant with the Santa Clara County sheriff’s office, said the man was arrested, removed from CordeValle and cited for disturbing the peace (a misdemeanor) and released. Cardoza would not identify the man.
The hot dog and the bun didn’t reach Woods, who was startled more than anything else. He never feared for his safety, he said, mostly because security officials and sheriff’s deputies quickly converged on the intruder, brought him to the ground and whisked him away.
“He was pretty far away from me,” Woods said after his round. “When I looked up, the hot dog was already in the air.”
Cardoza said the man admitted having had one beer earlier in the day, though officials could not smell alcohol on his breath. The incident occurred about 2 p.m., on Woods’ 16th hole of the day (he started his round on No. 10).
“He’s just an idiot,” Dan Diggins, the tournament’s director of security, said of the man.
“It wasn’t a chili dog — that could have been bad.”
Tour pro Arjun Atwal, who was playing in Woods’ group, called the incident “funny” in retrospect — but he acknowledged it could have turned violent if authorities had thought the man posed a threat to Woods.
“That guy could have gotten shot,” Atwal said.