Just try and beat this:
Most Kicks to the Head in One Minute
The record for the most consecutive kicks to one's own head in one minute is held by Michael Lloyd of Midland, Texas, USA who kicked himself in the forehead 42 times in a row on October 7, 2003.
To find the witnesses necessary to submit his application to Guinness World Records, Lloyd drove through his local streets, finally stopping at an optometrists, where he found two willing, if probably confused, eyewitnesses.
@Reyn,
I tried that. Knocked myself out the first time.
@edgarblythe,
You did better than me. Couldn't even get my foot past my waist.
Here's one you and edgar will get a kick out of, Reyn.
MANILA, Philippines—Villagers and veteran hunters have captured a one-ton saltwater crocodile which they plan to make the star of a planned ecotourism park in a southern Philippine town, an official said Monday.
Now, the humor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12cLXeS14kM
I would put that thing back where it came from. Let Elton rock with toads or chameleons.
@edgarblythe,
My senteniments exactly, Edgar.
Tho' I have no concern regarding who or what Elton rocks with.
@JTT,
Elton's a pretty good rocker, most of the time.
@edgarblythe,
Is there something in the video that makes me feel like I'm not "in the loop", Edgar? I haven't seen it yet.
@JTT,
Hint: I said, 'most of the time.'
Miss Universe officials have a message for Catalina Robayo, Colombia's entry into Monday's contest: Don't forget to wear underwear.
Robayo, one of 89 beauties from around the world competing to win the Donald Trump-owned contest, has been reprimanded for making appearance in tiny skirts - with no panties.
"Colombia had to be spoken to and told she needed to wear underpants as what she was doing was totally inappropriate," a source told Fox News. "People have been pretty upset by it; there have been photos and media appearances where she has completely had her crotch out."
@Rockhead,
Not surprising. I have actually watched whole minutes of Spongebob - invouluntarily, for sure. That show could eff up any head in just a short time.
@edgarblythe,
If they insist on enforcing that rule, it gives another solid reason not to watch.
Two men accused of driving around with a dead friend, using his ATM card and visiting a strip club are charged with abusing a corpse, identity theft and criminal impersonation.
Robert Young and Mark Rubinson are free on bond but they couldn’t be reached for comment Thursday.
It’s unclear how Jeffery Jarrett died, but the men are not charged in his death.
The Denver Post reports that in a less amusing real-life version of the film “Weekend at Bernie’s,” an affidavit accuses Young and Rubinson of leaving Jarrett’s body in the car while they drank at a bar on his tab Aug. 27.
Investigators allege the men stopped at a restaurant, returned Jarrett’s body to his home, used Jarrett’s ATM card and withdrew $400 at a strip club before reporting Jarrett’s death.
– The Associated Press
@edgarblythe,
That is odd, edgar. Rather makes me wonder about the mind set of certain people.
Another oddity.
Giant African snails.
They are being bred to begin snail mail again since the US Postal service is in trouble.
Humor, now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_e9m6PvTz4&feature=fvwrel
Just one of those snails could decimate a garden, I think.
Mr Postman is a neat little song. I prefer the Marvellettes' version.
This is an actual headline from yesterday.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio Assigns 'Cold Case Posse' To Investigate Obama's Birth Certificate
In Africa, some ranchers shoot wildlife to keep them from eating the grass out from under their cattle. But it turns out some wildlife, like zebra, actually help cattle graze — by clearing fibrous grass stalks away and promoting the new shoot growth that cows crave...
