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Oddities and Humor

 
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2011 05:14 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
very funny, euro
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2011 06:25 pm
Woman annoyed by deer ringing her doorbell
By Mike Aiken, QMI Agency

KENORA, Ont. — Rose Allin has had enough.

It's one thing for the deer to scrounge around in her yard, eating all her flowers.

It's quite another for them to come up to the front step and ring her doorbell.

“I just wish they'd stop," she said, looking very cross.

She's tried modifying her doorbell in order to make it harder for them to press, but to no avail.

Once, they rang it in the early morning. So, she came out with her cane and cursed them.

However, when the doe started to snort and scratch the ground, she figured that was enough.

“Auntie, don't do that," her nephew warned. “Don't you know they could put a hoof right through you?"

Well, still, she thought, there's got to be a better answer. The deer fence hasn't worked, nor has the special spray from the nursery.

In 2008, Kenora council approved a $500 fine for anyone feeding wildlife, except birds, to discourage residents from contributing to the problem of excess deer in town. The Ministry of Natural Resources has also made additional deer tags available to hunters in recent years.

Municipal bylaws prohibit deer hunting in urban and developed rural areas within city boundaries where discharging firearms isn't allowed.

Last winter, MNR biologists estimated the Kenora area's deer population was continuing to decline, following a peak in 2006-07.
Letty
 
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Reply Sat 28 May, 2011 10:37 am
@Reyn,
Well, at least it wasn't a Reyn deer. Razz That is odd, however.

Oddity:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR9H8iqJHT4&feature=related

Humor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXXGep9RB34
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 28 May, 2011 11:23 am
After much consideration, I concluded that the Roswel UFO story is an urban legend.
I like The Russians are Coming. I have seen it a couple of times.
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Sat 28 May, 2011 12:48 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSBlhHq-jrc

Ahh, the simple things in life. Laughing
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sat 28 May, 2011 02:37 pm
@Letty,
Laughing Laughing

[wagging finger at Letty}
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 29 May, 2011 09:40 am
A 3,000 pound anchor from what is believed to be the wreck of the pirate Blackbeard's flagship, the Queen Anne's Revenge, is recovered from the ocean where it has been since 1718, on Friday, May 27, 2011 in Beaufort Inlet, in Carteret County N.C. Crew member Mitchel Gilliland, right, helps guide the anchor aboard the Dan K. Moore.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 29 May, 2011 02:51 pm
Here's a site with some fun and unusual facts that's educational at the same time! I hope you guys like it.

STUFF YOU DIDN'T KNOW


Can you disprove any of them?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 29 May, 2011 02:55 pm
@Reyn,
I was going down the list, saying, I know that, I know that, I know that, I know that -











not
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 29 May, 2011 03:48 pm
@edgarblythe,
ROBOT CHICKEN: Homonym The wonderful, and musical, world of language.
http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/homonym.html
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 29 May, 2011 05:06 pm
@tsarstepan,
I was robbed. No chicken.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 29 May, 2011 05:17 pm
Bigfoot on youtube
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/29/bigfoot-video-spokane-washington_n_868560.html?fbwall
Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 29 May, 2011 05:51 pm
@edgarblythe,
I think that's one of my neighbour's kids. Wink Laughing
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 30 May, 2011 10:01 am

BEIJING — The mutts were destined for the dinner table - all 520 of them crammed onto a truck hurtling down a Beijing highway toward waiting restaurants in northeastern China.

Then fate intervened in the form of a passing driver, an animal lover who spotted the truck and angrily forced it off the road.

From there, things began spiraling out of control. News of the confrontation hit the Chinese blogosphere, sending more than 200 animal activists flocking immediately to the highway. Traffic on the road slowed to a standstill. Dozens of police officers were called in. Animal activists, however, kept arriving with reinforcements, carrying water, dog food, even trained veterinarians for a siege that ended up lasting 15 hours.

Weeks later, those who were there still talk in disbelief at how quickly things escalated. But in many ways, it was a battle that has been brewing for years between the rural and the urbanites, the poor and the rich - between the dog eaters of China and the growing number of dog lovers.

The standoff last month has sparked the widest ranging discussions to date in China over animal rights. Pictures and videos from the incident have spawned endless arguments on e-mail groups and blogs, Web polls and news stories delving into each sides' points.

And the debate is the latest sign of China's rapidly changing mores and culture. For centuries, dog meat has been coveted for its fragrant and unique flavor, an especially popular dish in the winter when it is believed to keep you warm. But pet ownership has skyrocketed in recent years as China's booming economy produced a burgeoning middle class with both money and time for four-legged friends. And with the new pet stores, a once powerless animal rights movement is slowly gaining traction.

Where to put them all?
The highway incident has been its biggest success thus far. The mob of dog lovers finally won the standoff by pooling together more than $17,000 to pay off the truck driver. But their victory was quickly eclipsed when they soon realized they had no idea where to house the hundreds of loud, wild and decidedly not-housebroken canines.

Even after combining forces, the handful of animal rights groups in the region had trouble handling the overflow from the truck. Most of the dogs they unloaded were strays, and many were dehydrated, malnourished or suffering from deadly viruses. Several have died since the rescue. Dozens this week remained under treatment at animal hospitals around Beijing.

"We are a small organization. We haven't even tried to pay the animal hospital bills yet," said Wang Qi, 32, who works at the China Small Animal Protection Association. "There was so much enthusiasm when the dogs were first rescued, but our worry is what happens now?"

The trucker has not fared any better in the aftermath.

Reached by phone in his home province of Henan, dog transporter Hao Xiaomao said he lost a small fortune, more than $3,000, after being forced into the deal. Worst of all, because he failed to deliver, no one has been willing to hire him since.

"I still don't understand what was immoral about my shipment. People also eat cow and sheep. What's the difference?" he asked. "They were just a group of rich bullies who own pets and have nothing better to do."

Several others have also raised the specter of class warfare - a common meme in modern China amid the widening gap between rich and poor. In online debates, many have noted the symbolic nature of the confrontation: a working trucker forced off the road by a black Mercedes-Benz, whose owner was on his way to a hotel resort with his girlfriend.

The whole issue comes with historical baggage as well, notes Jiang Jinsong, a philosophy professor at Tsinghua University. "During the Cultural Revolution, having a pet was seen as a capitalist activity. Only the rich and arrogant had dogs and allowed them to bite poor people," he said. "So there's this implication that if you treated pets well, you will treat those who are weaker badly."

At least one netizen has taken this argument to the extreme. Enraged by activists fighting for animals while ignoring the plight of so many rural, impoverished Chinese, a man in Guangzhou posted threats online to kill a dog a day until animal activists donate the money they raised to the poor peasants instead of the dogs.

"I felt I had to do something to represent the grass-roots people," said Zhu Guangbing, 35, who recently plastered his threat on Twitter-like microblogs in China. "I grew up in a poor village. We raised one dog to watch the door and one to be killed in the Lunar New Year because we were too poor to buy pork. I don't understand what's wrong with that."

Within days, Zhu found his name, cellphone number, office number, even the phone number for his parents posted online.

Insults from the young ones
"My parents got calls condemning them for raising a son like me," he said, having logged over 200 threats so far. "One elementary school teacher even called me and had her students insult me over the phone one by one."

But dog activists have defended their fervor as a necessity. China still lacks a single law against cruelty to animals, and by some estimates, as many as 10 million dogs - some vagrant, others stolen pets - are sold for consumption each year and are often kept under horrible conditions.

"People are saying it's a silly thing protecting animals," said Wang, the activist. "But it is a question of civilization.

"By teaching people in this country to love little animals, maybe we can help them to love their fellow human beings better."

Zhu, the netizen who posted the online threat, however, scoffed at that notion. Last week, he was forced to quit his job after his company began receiving threatening calls as well.

"I didn't even intend to kill dogs. I was just making a point," he said. "The animal activists claim to have the moral high ground, but look at what they did to me. Can they really say they have love at the front of their heart?"



Read more: http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/pets/7587301.html#ixzz1NqtHgXCN
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 30 May, 2011 10:15 am
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Reyn
 
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Reply Tue 31 May, 2011 02:09 pm
Died:

MOONEY, JAMIE - 20th April 2011, Tragic Jamie Mooney, 18, was desperate to find a job, but sadly took his own life on a railway line just hours before a letter arrived at his home in Bensham, Gateshead offering him a chance of employment.

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechroniclesads/apr2011/7/4/dfdf-image-2-380320860.jpg
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 31 May, 2011 06:05 pm
Couple That Can't Swim Capsizes Jetski Near Liberty Island
http://gothamist.com/2011/05/31/couple_that_cant_swim_capsizes_jets.php
Letty
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2011 01:43 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsar, that was a close one. People who can't swim should stay away from the water.

Another oddity.

It's supposed to happen tonight.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm48cpN8MR1qza3ak.jpg

I saw a red moon rising two or three days ago and it supposedly predicted this:

Over the next month, the world will experience three eclipses: two partial solar eclipses a month apart and one total lunar eclipse exactly in between, and it all starts with a so-called "midnight" eclipse of the sun.

A solar eclipse at midnight? How is such a thing possible?

It can happen near midsummer in the high Arctic, the land of the midnight sun. And it will happen this week on June 1 and 2, visible in the northernmost reaches of North America, Europe, and Asia

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2011 02:51 pm
Eclipses can be fun. I ususally miss seeing any.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2011 02:52 pm
SAN FRANCISCO — Fire crews and police could only watch after a man waded into San Francisco Bay, stood up to his neck and waited. They wanted to do something, but a policy tied to earlier budget cuts strictly forbade them from trying to save the 50-year-old, officials said.

A witness finally pulled the apparently suicidal man's lifeless body from the 54-degree water.

The San Jose Mercury News reported that the man, later identified as Raymond Zack, spent nearly an hour in the water before he drowned.

According to reports, first responders and about 75 people watched the incident on Monday from a beach in Alameda, a city of about 75,000 people across from San Francisco.

Interim Alameda Fire Chief Mike D'Orazi said that due to 2009 budget cuts his crews did not have the training or cold-water gear to go into the water.

"The incident yesterday was deeply regrettable," he said Tuesday. "But I can also see it from our firefighters' perspective. They're standing there wanting to do something, but they are handcuffed by policy at that point."

But Tuesday night, after hearing from angry residents at a City Council meeting, the city promised to spend up to $40,000 to certify 16 firefighters in land-based water rescues, KGO-TV reported.

."This just strikes me as not just a problem with funding, but a problem with the culture of what's going on in our city, that no one would take the time and help this drowning man," KGO quoted resident Adam Gillitt as saying.

A witness, Perry Smith, said Zack was visible from the shore of Crown Memorial State Beach and was looking at people.

"We expected to see at some point that there would be a concern for him," another witness, Gary Barlow, told KGO.

Witness Sharon Brunetti told the Mercury News that Zack's stepmother stopped her on the beach and asked her to call 911, saying he was threatening to take his own life.

..Zack "gradually inched out farther and farther" from the shore but occasionally glanced back over his shoulder at the beach, Brunetti said.

"The next thing he was floating face down," the Mercury News quoted her as saying.

Too shallow for boat
The Coast Guard was called to the scene, but the water was too shallow for its boat. A Coast Guard helicopter arrived more than an hour later because it had been on another call and had to refuel.

As for police, they didn't have the gear for the cold water and couldn't risk being pulled under.

"Certainly this was tragic, but police officers are tasked with ensuring public safety, including the safety of personnel who are sent to try to resolve these kinds of situations," Alameda police Lt. Sean Lynch said.

"He was engaged in a deliberate act of taking his own life," Lynch told the Mercury News. "We did not know whether he was violent, whether drugs were involved. It's not a situation of a typical rescue."

There are no lifeguards at the beach, said Isa Polt-Jones, a spokeswoman with the East Bay Regional Park District. Signs at the park advise swimmers to enter the water at their own risk.

 

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