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Oddities and Humor

 
 
chai2
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jul, 2020 06:41 pm
@edgarblythe,
It's like that box in the movie Hellraiser.

edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jul, 2020 07:13 pm
@chai2,
I didn't see it.
chai2
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jul, 2020 07:15 pm
@edgarblythe,
Don't bother.

Laughing
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jul, 2020 07:19 pm
@chai2,
I don't know if it's movies or just me, but I find fewer and fewer new ones that I can stand to sit through.
chai2
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jul, 2020 07:49 pm
@edgarblythe,
Oh that one's old, from the 1980's but really bad.
Some demon from hell with needles sticking out of his head trying to take this girls soul.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jul, 2020 10:18 pm
@chai2,
That sounds as bad as the one Svengoolie showed last night. John Carridine as a vampire in the old west. He said it was the worst film of his career.
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jul, 2020 04:23 am
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

I don't know if it's movies or just me, but I find fewer and fewer new ones that I can stand to sit through.


Now that was funny!
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jul, 2020 04:43 am
Oldie, just sent to me...but still funny:

Subject: Blonde Watching The News

Around 6 PM, Joe walks into a bar and sits down next to a very attractive blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The news was coming on and the news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Joe and said: "Do you think he'll jump?"

Joe said: "You know, I reckon he'll jump."

The blonde replied: "Well, I bet he won't."

Joe placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

The blonde placed her money on the bar, and kept watching the scene on the TV.

The guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Joe.

"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Joe replied: "Listen, I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5:00 News...so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied: "I did, too ...but I never thought that he would do it again."

Joe took the money.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 9 Jul, 2020 09:26 pm
Wonder Woman and SweeTARTS Team Up For Golden Ropes Holder
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jul, 2020 09:37 am
Copied from a Facebook post:

I attended a birthday party with a gathering of about 30 people. I sat at the front seat. A lady started distributing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't get to us sitting at the front.
Another lady started sharing the drinks, she started from the front but unfortunately I had already moved to sit at the back. Again the drink didn't get to me.
I was so furious that I stood up to take my leave but then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl. This time, I tried to be wise by sitting at the middle. One of the ladies started the sharing from the front, the second lady started distributing from the back. The two ladies were sharing fried turkey.
When they got to the middle where I was seated, it got finished again! Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, putting my face in my hands... but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl for me to pick. I stretched and put my hands inside the bowl... Guess what was in the bowl ?

Toothpicks.
chai2
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jul, 2020 09:47 am
@edgarblythe,
This is why I never switch lanes at the grocery store.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jul, 2020 09:49 am
@chai2,
I have the same experience at the grocery store. I've learned to let my wife pick which register to approach.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jul, 2020 05:41 pm
Satire:

Don't miss this new non-movie, "Rad Santa".

(B)Rad Santa

Synopsis:
We always suspected that Santa was a commie what with his red outfit, his habit of redistributing wealth once a year and his overly cooperative elves and reindeer. FBI Director J Edgar Hoover investigates this potential subversive menace with his Associate Director and special partner, Clyde Tolson, at his side. Hilarity ensues with this gay comedy.

https://m5.paperblog.com/i/9/92991/j-edgar-hoover-and-clyde-tolson-the-actual-ph-L-vmVxrZ.jpeg
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 3 Aug, 2020 07:18 pm
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/9f/a8/1a/9fa81a55fae27dd5955c81ca9b99978f.jpg
coluber2001
 
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Reply Mon 3 Aug, 2020 08:47 pm
@hingehead,
"War is the only legitimate hunting sport."
--W. A. Narod
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