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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 30 Oct, 2016 09:17 pm
@cicerone imposter,
But it's not 'National People's Congress' water.

Should have known you'd get it. Got thrown off by the reply to me and not OP.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sun 30 Oct, 2016 10:30 pm
@hingehead,
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Diet
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 1 Nov, 2016 04:38 am
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/14595817_10157709507785296_6972053943365329456_n.jpg?oh=aa9318f6b0b87223b2151f2d68fbdf16&oe=5891B456
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 1 Nov, 2016 06:34 pm
we haven't had any fart news for a while...

Japanese hospital fire caused by patient's operating room flatulence, report finds

Source

A woman has sustained serious burns after passing wind during surgery in Japan.

The patient, in her 30s, was undergoing a gynaecological operation at Tokyo Medical University Hospital in April when a laser being applied to her cervix caught fire.

A recently released report into the incident found her flatulence ignited the laser and caused burns to much of her lower body.

"When the patient's intestinal gas leaked into the space of the operation [room], it ignited with the irradiation of the laser, and the burning spread, eventually reaching the surgical drape and causing the fire," the report said.

To determine the cause of the blaze, investigators used a dummy to recreate the incident.

They ruled out flammable materials or malfunctioning equipment as other potential causes.

The report recommended fire-fighting training for operating room staff and taking steps to physically prevent methane from interacting with laser beams.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 1 Nov, 2016 06:45 pm
@hingehead,
After all these years and many countries hospitals working in similar environments, it had to happen at their hospital.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 1 Nov, 2016 06:54 pm
I saw that story on TV news. I hope the woman does not suffer overmuch.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2016 07:48 am
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/14915331_1161219547305092_1171857251913740855_n.jpg?oh=24663be8f46826cdd553d3b4d1777d66&oe=589AB5EC
glitterbag
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2016 09:10 am
@edgarblythe,
I love Gary Larson, he's so wonderfully twisted.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2016 04:19 pm
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/14639686_1163841277042919_3918354324539310556_n.jpg?oh=9035789ec50c116e132bb8fc800a3646&oe=5889F7C7
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 5 Nov, 2016 09:17 pm
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/14639701_1203478289689154_2266823580025140170_n.jpg?oh=92217169b44d19b271cf4c91769b0de0&oe=588BAE6B
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 7 Nov, 2016 06:58 am
http://images.distractify.com/v0.2/featured/2016/11/pumpkinscribble.png
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 8 Nov, 2016 07:31 am
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15027470_10153842101146891_6852434456139841922_n.jpg?oh=390d80e1aa2e4168c4d3f47b337286e2&oe=589B1BF9
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 8 Nov, 2016 08:45 am
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14947854_10153780112952396_1145100499078243298_n.jpg?oh=efb64d24977ace5971ec5463d9a60272&oe=589A7325
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 18 Nov, 2016 10:54 pm
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/15032223_1215885845115065_8101942774736473927_n.jpg?oh=5ce90df7a7a1823e24eb219a807b3a08&oe=58C1EC6B
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sat 19 Nov, 2016 04:32 pm
@edgarblythe,
I can hear it! Wassa matta you~! Capish?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 22 Nov, 2016 08:01 am
https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/15203380_1647497388882733_7967014344365596854_n.jpg?oh=e4f2990e5e78d3e3c6668b6819db0e9b&oe=58C6B16B
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 23 Nov, 2016 12:57 pm
She's Ann Turner Cook, the original Gerber baby, turning 90.
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/15193450_10154408302159342_7167736659072859885_n.jpg?oh=c061e19e8c2fb280579f626de6d893c5&oe=58C44DAE
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2016 06:27 am
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/12278764_767796466685560_4236019684519747032_n.jpg?oh=1661fd0229e8b4bb9f40e45fbe88e273&oe=58D0D57E
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2016 03:24 pm
http://assets.amuniversal.com/c00da6f08d8e0134f593005056a9545d
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2016 06:04 am
An email I got this morning:


These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:

1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document."

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs, and step in monkey poop."

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center)

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief of Police is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS...

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
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