@hingehead,
Yeah. Maybe you have heard of him. Looks like an old farmer, much of the time.
"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love." -Butch Hancock
@FBM,
Cool. It's hard to even force yourself to see it in a concave fashion.
@rosborne979,
rosborne979 wrote:
Cool. It's hard to even force yourself to see it in a concave fashion.
I found it in an article about signs that you might have serious medical problems. According to it, if you're NOT fooled by it, it's likely that you're schizophrenic. 99% of healthy people are fooled, but only 2% of schizophrenics are.
From wimp.com on facebook
"An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks.
Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: ‘I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful, sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.’
The next day he arrived for his nap with a different note pinned to his collar: ‘He lives in a home with six children, two under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?’
Credit: Aunty Acid
@hingehead,
That's been told already in the bad joke section.
@hingehead,
That's very dear, I can see it.
@FBM,
So none of the 7 men sitting up there, or the guy in the audience had the common sense to run to the mens room and tell him to turn his mic off?
