“It’s a shame that the U.S. military, historically known to be a beacon of morality and religious tolerance and freedom ...."
Best laugh I've had in a while. Somebody might wanna Google terms like "segregated military" or "rape of female soldiers" for that kick-ass morality he's yapping about.
The Huffington Post
WHOA: The two oldest cats ever recorded drank coffee every day. One lived to be 38 and the other 34.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/11/things-you-didnt-know-about-coffee_n_4738957.html
The Guinness-recognized "oldest cat ever" was Creme Puff, who lived to be 38 years old and died in 2005. The owner, Jake Perry, fed her coffee every morning along with bacon, eggs and broccoli. This is especially significant because Perry was also the owner of the previous record holder, Grandpa Rex Allen, who was fed the same diet and died at 34.