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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2010 08:23 am
http://media.npr.org/images/ap//AP_News_Wire:_Latest_Headlines/1_Britain_Prosthetic_Cat.sff_300.jpg?t=1277485435&s=1
Oscar the cat may have lost one of his nine lives after a nasty encounter with a combine harvester, but he has two new prosthetic paws to show for it.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2010 08:26 am
Young, healthy people shouldn't be putting more than about 1 teaspoon of salt, or 2,300 milligrams of sodium, into their bodies each day, the CDC reminds us. Blacks, middle-aged and older people, and folks with high blood pressure should consume even less.

The salt shaker isn't the culprit. Only about 10 percent of our sodium come from salt added at the table or during home cooking.

So where are we going wrong?

Well, a big part of the problem is with foods that don't taste all that salty.

Here are five categories of food, as grouped by the researchers, that contributed a lot of salt to people's diet.

No. 1: Grain mixtures, frozen meals and soups— 530 milligrams of sodium per day

How can foods whose primary ingredient is some kind of grain be so salty? Well, the offenders here include such American favorites as pizza, burritos, tacos, egg rolls, spaghetti with sauce and frozen meals whose main course is a grain mixture.

No. 2: Ham, bacon, sausages and lunchmeats—423 milligrams of sodium per day

"Mmmm ... bacon," as Homer Simpson says. Who doesn't love bacon? Well, there are the cardiologists. And now the CDC, we suppose.

No. 3: Breads — 354 milligrams of sodium per day

Yeah, that's right. Your daily bread packs a sodium wallop. And we eat too much of it.

No. 4: Meat, poultry and fish mixtures — 286 milligrams per day

OK, we never trusted fish mixtures anyway.

No. 5: Cakes, cookies and crackers — 229 milligrams of sodium per day

Crackers, we might have fingered as salt sources, but cakes, too? Noooo!

If keeping track of food by sodium content seems daunting, there are ways to simplify the task. Avoid processed foods and restaurant meals. Cut back on bread. Eat lots of fruit, a source of only 5 milligrams of sodium per day, and eat fresh rather than processed vegetables.

For more on how we perceive the taste of salt, check out this recent story by NPR's Allison Aubrey.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2010 09:05 am
@edgarblythe,
I saw this last night!! Dang!! You beat me to it.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128107345
Quote:
Oscar the cat may have lost one of his nine lives, but his new prosthetic paws make him the world's first bionic cat.

After losing his two rear paws in a nasty encounter with a combine harvester last October, the black cat with green eyes was outfitted with metallic pegs that link the ankle to the foot and mimic the way deer antlers grow through skin. Oscar is now back on his feet and hopping over hurdles like tissue paper rolls.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2010 09:08 am
@tsarstepan,
The video of the bionic cat in action:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science_and_environment/10404251.stm
hamburgboy
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2010 09:16 am
@tsarstepan,
ever eat a slice of bread ?
7-8-9 % daily salt in one slice ... ...
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2010 09:35 am
@hamburgboy,
Yep. Quite an unexpected question but yes the bread I tend to eat has a value of 7 to 9% daily amount of sodium per slice.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2010 10:36 am
@tsarstepan,
I was just in the store looking for sausage with an acceptable salt level, but it was all the same. I bought a lower sodium bacon, but even it had way too much of it.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2010 10:51 am
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:


Awww!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2010 08:11 am
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2010 08:52 am
@edgarblythe,
rofl
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2010 02:53 pm
Jack Thorpe sued the town of Jim Thorpe, Pa., Thursday, demanding that it return the legendary athlete's remains to Oklahoma. He cited a federal law designed to give Native American artifacts back to their tribal homelands.

Summary
DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2010 07:33 am
@edgarblythe,
http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html
dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2010 07:51 am
@edgarblythe,
Yippee ki yay

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2010 12:14 pm
@DrewDad,
Very funny.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2010 03:45 pm
@edgarblythe,
Man Takes His AT-AT for a Walk in the Park in AT-AT Day Afternoon:
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/06/man_takes_his_at-at_for_a_walk.html?mid=agenda--20100628
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2010 04:46 pm
@tsarstepan,
Thanks. Neat one.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2010 05:42 pm
There is no room for romance on board the cozy confines of the International Space Station, a NASA space shuttle commander said Monday when asked what would happen if astronauts had sex in space.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2010 07:21 pm
From **** My Dad Says:
Don’t focus on the one guy who hates you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of dog ****."
Letty
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jun, 2010 02:09 pm
@edgarblythe,
Funny, edgar, that reminded me of an old joke about an Indian and his moccasins. Do they still make Shinola? Smile

another oddity.

FAA has approved this little car-o-plane.

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/06/500x_terrafugia_flying_car.jpg

The rest of the story

http://jalopnik.com/5575383/terrafugia-flying-car-gets-faa-approval
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 29 Jun, 2010 02:36 pm
Fine plane/car, letty. But don't use it around me. I am not a believer in it.
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