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Oddities and Humor

 
 
msolga
 
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Reply Fri 7 Sep, 2012 08:25 pm
Pesky critter holding up local traffic on this busy Saturday morning!
And grumpy as hell, too!
Just who does he think he is?!
Smile Wink

Quote:
Traffic in Middle Park slowed to a crawl this morning after a fur seal parked itself in the middle of a busy road to sunbake.

Police and Wildlife Victoria were called at 7am after the large marine mammal lay down on Beaconsfield Parade between Armstrong Street and McGregor Street.

Wildlife Victoria relationships manager Amy Amato, who volunteers as an animal rescuer on weekends, tied two blankets together and herded the grumpy animal back into the water with the help of a police officer.

...."He was quite happy sunbaking on the road and he didn't want to move," Amato told The Age. "He tried to bite us a couple of times so we had to move him slowly."

"We had to make him realise that we were doing this for his own good."

..... After being moved away from the road, the animal was briefly stuck on top of a bluestone fence.

http://images.theage.com.au/2012/09/08/3619322/Seal2_353-300x0.jpg

It took more than half an hour to move it back into the water. ...

Senior Constable Katie Shore, Constable Greg Green and Sergeant Nitsa Tsilfidis all helped with the operation.

Constable Green said the welfare of the seal wasn't police's only concern.

“The hardest thing was trying to keep people back who wanted to come down and have a look and take a photo,” he said.

“It makes a nice change from dealing with crooks and we're just happy it was resolved and the seal is now back where he should be."

http://images.theage.com.au/2012/09/08/3619320/seal_353-300x0.jpg
A seal sunbakes in Port Melbourne.
.


Seal rescued from busy Melbourne road:
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/seal-rescued-from-busy-melbourne-road-20120908-25kon.html
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 12 Sep, 2012 12:47 pm
An epic tale of book burning, antitaxes, and an exquisite ending!
http://vimeo.com/47890552
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 12 Sep, 2012 02:10 pm
@tsarstepan,
That's a great story.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 13 Sep, 2012 08:06 am
I want to live in Bonksville.

http://www.thelocal.de/society/20120910-44875.html

Joe(Take a walk with me .... .)Nation
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 13 Sep, 2012 09:12 am
@tsarstepan,
Ha! Great lesson in viral campaigning. Troll, then make a bootlegger turn.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Sep, 2012 12:24 pm
Amateur Photographer Loses Contest But Lands Daily News Assignment After Kiss Goes Viral
http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intel/2012/09/07/07-kiss-couple-arrest.o.jpg/a_560x375.jpg
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/09/mo-gelber-last-kiss-loses-contest-lands-daily-news-gig.html
Letty
 
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Reply Thu 13 Sep, 2012 01:31 pm
@tsarstepan,
Yes, tsar, that is odd.

Another oddity.

Virginia woman finds this Renoir at a flea market in West Virginia.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02338/Renoir_2338155b.jpg
Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 13 Sep, 2012 01:36 pm
@Letty,
you can find most anything in West Virginia, miss letty, if you just look hard enough...
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 13 Sep, 2012 05:48 pm
@tsarstepan,
Awesome Stepan - using it here.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 13 Sep, 2012 05:50 pm
That copy of Renoir's painting is hard to view properly. I would love to see the original.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Sep, 2012 11:19 am
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
7. Nibiru

You can practically hear the deep sigh and pained voice over at Ask an Astrobiologist, as a poor scientist patiently explains why there is no rogue planet speeding to destroy the Earth. The myth of Nibiru originates with Zecharia Sitchin, wrote several books proposing that Sumerian culture originated with aliens, who visited from a passing planet named Nibiru. Self-proclaimed psychic and alien channeler Nancy Lieder claimed the aliens told her Nibiru was coming again to cause a cataclysm — and the original date for the world ending event was 2003. So yeah, that didn't happen. Conveniently, the disaster date was pushed back to 2012, to fold nicely into the doomsday panic. As the teeth-gritting astrophysicist points out in his Q&A about the alleged cataclysm, if there were a planet about to come close enough to destroy earth in two months you'd be able to walk outside and see it your own fool self in the sky.

9 Global Disasters That Never Came to Pass
http://io9.com/5943220/9-global-disasters-that-never-came-to-pass
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 14 Sep, 2012 11:21 am
@tsarstepan,
Not if they were using a cloaking device on their suicidal mission of Interplanetary Destruction!!!!!

Joe(maybe)Nation
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 14 Sep, 2012 11:22 am
@Joe Nation,
Those sneaky bastards! Mad
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 14 Sep, 2012 03:32 pm
Woman Finds Ex-Boyfriend Living in Attic

"One South Carolina woman found her ex-boyfriend living in her attic more than 12 years after they had broken up."
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sat 15 Sep, 2012 09:58 am
Swedish Man Is the World’s Worst Subway Hero
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/09/swedish-man-is-the-worlds-worst-subway-hero.html
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 15 Sep, 2012 12:57 pm
@edgarblythe,
Jesus! He must have known she wasn't the kind to ever clean the attic!

Is there a link for this story or do I have to do all the work around here.

Joe(I feel put upon)Nation
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 15 Sep, 2012 01:47 pm
@Joe Nation,
The link is a Young Turks link. Some members have a grudge against them is why I skipped it. But, wait a sec -
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 15 Sep, 2012 01:49 pm
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JTT
 
  1  
Reply Sat 15 Sep, 2012 05:08 pm
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
Some members have a grudge against them is why I skipped it.


Probably those very members who stand in the front row of the Freedom of Speech choir, belting out the propaganda.
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Mon 17 Sep, 2012 11:22 pm
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/218039_411938245526118_1003477575_n.jpg
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