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Toast Seen in a Painting of Jesus

 
 
Eorl
 
Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 06:48 pm
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Ionus
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 06:52 pm
@Eorl,
It is clearly the result of someone chasing flies with a swatter whilst the paint was still wet. Or toast flying out of the toaster.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 06:54 pm
@Eorl,
Love it.

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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 06:57 pm
@Eorl,
I don't believe it!! Mad So sacrilegious!

The one true Toast will be covered in a light spread of butter and peanut butter!
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 06:57 pm
A classic!
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Eorl
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 07:05 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:

I don't believe it!! Mad So sacrilegious!

The one true Toast will be covered in a light spread of butter and peanut butter!


mmmm sacrelicious...
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 07:06 pm
I am in awe.

Or in my study.

Or somewhere else.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 07:07 pm
@Eorl,
Just seeing the thread title got me laughing.

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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 07:18 pm
@Merry Andrew,
Merry Andrew wrote:

I am in awe.
Or in my study.
Or somewhere else.

I'm more in awe that you have a study. I don't know anyone who has an actual study in their house! Is this separate from your library? And do you have a tea room? As well as a temple? Wink
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 07:27 pm
@tsarstepan,
Hey Tsar, in my house I have a study (no one allowed in without permission and I have the only key) and a Buddhist altar. I do not have a tea room per se but the living room is a fine substitute.
Eorl
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 07:32 pm
@NickFun,
What kinda buddhist gets all facist/materialist about a room with stuff?
tycoon
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 07:33 pm
That is the most spot-on humor I've seen in a long time. Bravo to the creator.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 07:39 pm
@NickFun,
Do you need a housesitter any time in the future? Wink
msolga
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 07:40 pm
@Eorl,
Surprised

That is amazing, Eorl!
What can it possibly mean?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 07:43 pm
@tsarstepan,
My master bedroom is my study/library. On the other hand, my roof leaks and there are many unfixable things in this lemon, unfixable re funds. I still like it, my baby lemon..

My best loved house was 680 sq. feet. One bedroom was husband's office. I eventually converted the garage for an art studio. Damn, if I'd only thought of doing jesus toast paintings.. I'da been the new Damien Hirst.
Eorl
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 07:44 pm
@msolga,
Well I once put some bread in my toaster, and I pushed it down, and then, after 3 minutes, IT ROSE AGAIN!

It tasted divine!

Co-incidence? I don't think so.

msolga
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 07:50 pm
@Eorl,
I think you might be right there, Eorl.

My hunch is a divine message, meant specifically for you. You were chosen. (Nothing like that ever happens to me! Why? Sad )

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oolongteasup
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 07:52 pm
@Eorl,
unto the repeated washing of hands behold the trinity

the dough, the bread and the wholly toast to breadmaking believers

when the stone was rolled away

towards oven

the bread rose up

and sits sandwiched

what a friend we have in cheeses

grilled

jam all those whose peurile taste is to purely rile





tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 07:52 pm
@ossobuco,
ossobuco wrote:

Damn, if I'd only thought of doing jesus toast paintings.. I'da been the new Damien Hirst.

You should give it a whirl! I bet you could find a spot on the MOMA wall to hang your newest masterpieces of modern art! Smile
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Ionus
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2010 07:54 pm
So have we determined what happened to the toast that left its image ? I am getting hungry.
 

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