Toast Seen in a Painting of Jesus

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[+6] - Eorl - 02/17/2010Well I once put some bread in my toaster, and I pushed it down, and then, after 3 minutes, IT ROSE AGAIN! It tasted divine! Co-incidence? I don't think so.
[+5] - Eorl - 02/17/2010And my choice of spread, well... I can't believe it's not Buddha.
[+4] - Seed - 02/17/2010This is the problem with toast and butter... always falls savior side down.
[+3] - oolongteasup - 02/17/2010unto the repeated washing of hands behold the trinity the dough, the bread and the wholly toast to breadmaking believers when the stone was rolled away towards oven the bread rose up...
[+3] - Eorl - 02/17/2010I suspect we are being told that history has focused too much on the Last Supper, neglecting the lessons to be learned from the Last Breakfast.

@Eorl,

It is clearly the result of someone chasing flies with a swatter whilst the paint was still wet. Or toast flying out of the toaster.

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@Eorl,

Love it.

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@Eorl,

I don't believe it!! Mad

So sacrilegious!

The one true Toast will be covered in a light spread of butter and peanut butter!

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A classic!

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@tsarstepan,

tsarstepan wrote:

I don't believe it!! So sacrilegious!

The one true Toast will be covered in a light spread of butter and peanut butter!

mmmm sacrelicious...

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I am in awe.

Or in my study.

Or somewhere else.

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@Eorl,

Just seeing the thread title got me laughing.

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@Merry Andrew,

Merry Andrew wrote:

I am in awe.
Or in my study.
Or somewhere else.

I'm more in awe that you have a study. I don't know anyone who has an actual study in their house! Is this separate from your library? And do you have a tea room? As well as a temple? Wink

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@tsarstepan,

Hey Tsar, in my house I have a study (no one allowed in without permission and I have the only key) and a Buddhist altar. I do not have a tea room per se but the living room is a fine substitute.

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@NickFun,

What kinda buddhist gets all facist/materialist about a room with stuff?

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That is the most spot-on humor I've seen in a long time. Bravo to the creator.

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@NickFun,

Do you need a housesitter any time in the future? Wink

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@Eorl,

That is amazing, Eorl!
What can it possibly mean?

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@tsarstepan,

My master bedroom is my study/library. On the other hand, my roof leaks and there are many unfixable things in this lemon, unfixable re funds. I still like it, my baby lemon..

My best loved house was 680 sq. feet. One bedroom was husband's office. I eventually converted the garage for an art studio. Damn, if I'd only thought of doing jesus toast paintings.. I'da been the new Damien Hirst.

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@msolga,

Well I once put some bread in my toaster, and I pushed it down, and then, after 3 minutes, IT ROSE AGAIN!

It tasted divine!

Co-incidence? I don't think so.

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@Eorl,

I think you might be right there, Eorl.

My hunch is a divine message, meant specifically for you. You were chosen. (Nothing like that ever happens to me! Why? Sad

)

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@Eorl,

unto the repeated washing of hands behold the trinity

the dough, the bread and the wholly toast to breadmaking believers

when the stone was rolled away

towards oven

the bread rose up

and sits sandwiched

what a friend we have in cheeses

grilled

jam all those whose peurile taste is to purely rile

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@ossobuco,

ossobuco wrote:

Damn, if I'd only thought of doing jesus toast paintings.. I'da been the new Damien Hirst.

You should give it a whirl! I bet you could find a spot on the MOMA wall to hang your newest masterpieces of modern art! Smile

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So have we determined what happened to the toast that left its image ? I am getting hungry.

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