Toast Seen in a Painting of Jesus

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@oolongteasup,

And my choice of spread, well...

I can't believe it's not Buddha.

@Eorl,

Eorl wrote:

Well I once put some bread in my toaster, and I pushed it down, and then, after 3 minutes, IT ROSE AGAIN!

It tasted divine!

Co-incidence? I don't think so.

You are the Whole Wheat Moses! Lead us to the toasted fiberland!

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@Ionus,

I fear it was caught by the mould on the 3rd day.

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@ossobuco,

Or eaten by a mouse named Judas.

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@Eorl,

it's n lite n meant

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Has anyone mentioned bacon in this thread yet?

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I want you all to know you werent very helplful.

I have returned with my own toast and it is deliciousness with warmness and goodness...and plum jam...and I am not sharing it with you lot, so there !

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@msolga,

msolga wrote:

That is amazing, Eorl!
What can it possibly mean?

I believe the toast is that which goes before...a Rye the Baptist, if you will.

I believ this presages a manifestation of the Divine Spaghetti Monster on the roof of the Sistine Chapel!!!

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@dlowan,

don't be so portentous

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@dlowan,

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I believe the toast is that which goes before...a Rye the Baptist, if you will.

I believ this presages a manifestation of the Divine Spaghetti Monster on the roof of the Sistine Chapel!!!

Amazinger & amazinger!

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@Eorl,

ohmyfreakingawd! it's a nutella-holder

awesome

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Damn you, I can't stop looking at this Eorl!
I may dream about it tonight, even! Evil or Very Mad

http://www.cynical-c.com/images/JesusToast.jpg

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@ehBeth,

all praise mayonnaise

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This is all a little close to home. My parents had a Sacred Heart 'painting' over their bed. But that's why I find the thread refreshing and mild, mild, mild. (was that a Salem ad?)

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@ossobuco,

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My parents had a Sacred Heart 'painting' over their bed.

Didn't everyone's parents, osso?

No hang on, ours was in the loungeroom. Pride of place.

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@msolga,

Well, yours probably had sex..

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@ossobuco,

My parents?

Never!!!!!

They were far too nice for that sort of thing. Wink

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Back to toast.

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@ossobuco,

good idea!

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I suspect we are being told that history has focused too much on the Last Supper, neglecting the lessons to be learned from the Last Breakfast.

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