@maxdancona,
Someone asked this question somewhere else Max, the big dude in the sky show wouldn't work for me because it would be reproducible with significant technology.
I think maybe a series a television interviews where he explained all those awkward questions that atheists (and others) ask like why he only sends reps to the Middle East (over a thousand years ago), did Adam have a navel and why does he allow cruelty to new borns, is it reasonable to curse a species because it ate fruit from one tree, are you malevolent or merely disinterested, and were humans the shoddiest thing you ever put together or what?
I got a million. When they're answered I'll make a call. Whatever I decide I won't be shoving down my kids throats or using it to leverage money from the poor or action from the powerful (or vice versa) for my own ends.
Thinking back to how I answered that question last time. I think I said spending a few thousand millennia in heaven without wanting to be dead might do it. But I can see a bunch of technical solutions to that too.
Maybe if he travels with me to the heat death of the universe? Then starts another one with a short phrase, and lets me help out for six days. Might just get that orange juice moon I have a hankering for.